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That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta :whoa: Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like :sitdown: bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like :whoa: be like :heh: I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like :ohhh:so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like :upsetfavre: but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe :francis: trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.








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:bryan: yall telling dude to get drunk.
Booze+ performance anxiety gona have this dude limp as a wet sock :mjlol:
If the whiskey dikk don't get him the nerves will

Pick a good movie. Prob a thriller or suspense movie. Gets them excited. Comedies dries them up. N gives them gas.
Next sit next to her I don't care how big ur parents couch is. Make sure there's body contact
Then u just do what feels comfortable.

I still remember when I got my first slice of p*ssy pie :blessed:
 

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That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta :whoa: Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like :sitdown: bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like :whoa: be like :heh: I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like :ohhh:so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like :upsetfavre: but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe :francis: trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

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i'm not reading this whole thread.

if she smokes spark an L with her. if she drinks have a bottle/some beer on available. Don't get drunk. No reason for you to start drinking without her.

Once she comes over throw on the tv. immediately start teasing her, touching her body, rubbing her thighs, see how she reacts (shes gon react well, they always do).

Trick i usually use is to fight over the remote, then put the remote by my dikk, then when she goes to grab the remote she'll brush up against my boner.

But yea once you break the touch barrier kiss her. Try to get her to straddle you. Start grinding, grabbing her hips, grabbing her ass, and just grinding her out. Females love to grind for some reason. By this point shes gon be soaked. Pull out her titties start sucking on them. Then pull out your dikk and see if shes wit it (she gon be wit it)

So after she starts playing with your dikk be like "lets move to the bedroom"

Once in the bedroom time to get firm with her. Bend her over, take off her pants, put her on her knees, make her stick her hips up and her face down, go to town on that p*ssy.

:myman: you aint gon be a virgin no more bwoy.


Remember to be firm with her and lead her doe. My first time the chick knew i was a virgin cuz after i kissed her i waited for her to make all the moves. Females don't like that. They just want you to bend them over and stroke it out.

My first time i didn't even nut. But just rub her clit, put the tip in and tease her, go kinda slow at first. Once she opens up a bit just dive all the way in and work her out. Try to have some music or just keep a rythym. And rub her clit periodically so you can make sure she gets her nuts out too.
 

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i'm not reading this whole thread.

if she smokes spark an L with her. if she drinks have a bottle/some beer on available. Don't get drunk. No reason for you to start drinking without her.

Once she comes over throw on the tv. immediately start teasing her, touching her body, rubbing her thighs, see how she reacts (shes gon react well, they always do).

Trick i usually use is to fight over the remote, then put the remote by my dikk, then when she goes to grab the remote she'll brush up against my boner.

But yea once you break the touch barrier kiss her. Try to get her to straddle you. Start grinding, grabbing her hips, grabbing her ass, and just grinding her out. Females love to grind for some reason. By this point shes gon be soaked. Pull out her titties start sucking on them. Then pull out your dikk and see if shes wit it (she gon be wit it)

So after she starts playing with your dikk be like "lets move to the bedroom"

Once in the bedroom time to get firm with her. Bend her over, take off her pants, put her on her knees, make her stick her hips up and her face down, go to town on that p*ssy.

:myman: you aint gon be a virgin no more bwoy.


Remember to be firm with her and lead her doe. My first time the chick knew i was a virgin cuz after i kissed her i waited for her to make all the moves. Females don't like that. They just want you to bend them over and stroke it out.

My first time i didn't even nut. But just rub her clit, put the tip in and tease her, go kinda slow at first. Once she opens up a bit just dive all the way in and work her out. Try to have some music or just keep a rythym. And rub her clit periodically so you can make sure she gets her nuts out too.
:whew:
 

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That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta :whoa: Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like :sitdown: bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like :whoa: be like :heh: I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like :ohhh:so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like :upsetfavre: but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe :francis: trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.
Now this isn't gonna work for everybody but I can definitely see some nikka getting the buns from doing this :russ:
 

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i'm not reading this whole thread.

if she smokes spark an L with her. if she drinks have a bottle/some beer on available. Don't get drunk. No reason for you to start drinking without her.

Once she comes over throw on the tv. immediately start teasing her, touching her body, rubbing her thighs, see how she reacts (shes gon react well, they always do).

Trick i usually use is to fight over the remote, then put the remote by my dikk, then when she goes to grab the remote she'll brush up against my boner.

But yea once you break the touch barrier kiss her. Try to get her to straddle you. Start grinding, grabbing her hips, grabbing her ass, and just grinding her out. Females love to grind for some reason. By this point shes gon be soaked. Pull out her titties start sucking on them. Then pull out your dikk and see if shes wit it (she gon be wit it)

So after she starts playing with your dikk be like "lets move to the bedroom"

Once in the bedroom time to get firm with her. Bend her over, take off her pants, put her on her knees, make her stick her hips up and her face down, go to town on that p*ssy.

:myman: you aint gon be a virgin no more bwoy.


Remember to be firm with her and lead her doe. My first time the chick knew i was a virgin cuz after i kissed her i waited for her to make all the moves. Females don't like that. They just want you to bend them over and stroke it out.

My first time i didn't even nut. But just rub her clit, put the tip in and tease her, go kinda slow at first. Once she opens up a bit just dive all the way in and work her out. Try to have some music or just keep a rythym. And rub her clit periodically so you can make sure she gets her nuts out too.

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That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta :whoa: Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like :sitdown: bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like :whoa: be like :heh: I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like :ohhh:so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like :upsetfavre: but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe :francis: trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.



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Cold room, let her pick a movie, let her get comfortable first and you slide next to her. Get a blanket. Start with some touching, get lil kissing in, and before you know it she gon make that one handed dikk grab . Easy after that.

100% college success rate.

Everytime went like

*opens door*
Me: :myman:Ayyyy, *gets a hug* :noah:Damn you smell good, as she walks away I tap her on the ass.:whew:

*She sits on the couch*

Her: It's cold af in here and you got the fan on

Me: I like it cold, theres a blanket right there.

*I slide next to her*

Her: :obama: you think you slick

THen I'm :stylin::mj: in and :deadhorse::slapfight: up the coochie
 
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i remember my first time. . .people said it wouldnt last long and all this shıt, but i was a straight monster my first time in them walls. . .dont know what came over me but i had the girl creaming all over me :takedat: those were the days!

you will be fine breh. . .take it slow, treat her with respect (if you really like her) and it will all fall into place.
 
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