I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

[JadeB]

that's the hand of man that weights at least 350lbs

240 lbs

 

[Paper Boi]

the simpocalypse is upon us.

 

[Clay Puppington]

Man, they are killing you on that ashy ass hand. I've been howling my ass off. How dare you come around black folk ashy? That is amateur hour.

 

[JadeB]

You been on an ass-buying binge breh, snap back to reality before you start you start making some lil Juan Oyelinka’s and shyt

The way I spent, I don't think i'll be buying ass for a minute. Hopefully ever.

 

[TEH]

That settles it breh

bring her home and marry her

what could go wrong

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

Yo some of these stories be actually real??

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Bruh let’s link up this weekendI'm not tryna pay for no hoes but one of those $5 cerveza buckets is on me

Spoiler

as long as you pay for my hoe@JadeB , ,it’s been a while since I was in the dirty T, sin ciudad

 

[Dwolf]

Pillow talking whores

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

You ain’t doing it right OP you supposed to have pics of the bytch

 

[SuavePrince]

OP following a tranny

 

[Mike Ock]

...OP has the hand of a homeless person.



Anyway, consider it a memory and move on.

 

[Stone Cold]

Pray for OP

 

[brooklyn_boulevard]

I really asked this thick Venezuelana to sit on my face

Without panties


She charged me extra for the tip

Wait what? OP must be trolling

 

[JadeB]

Bruh let’s link up this weekendI'm not tryna pay for no hoes but one of those $5 cerveza buckets is on me

Spoiler

as long as you pay for my hoe@JadeB , ,it’s been a while since I was in the dirty T, sin ciudad

Rather not go to TJ right now

 

[Sad Bunny]

Coli posters down bad. Imagine paying to lose your virginity

and y’all call me weird