I'm starting to simp after the Tijuana hooker that I lost my virginity to last week

[Splash]

Take her away from the life, this is your moment.

 

[tuckgod]

-10
Given: 9 minutes ago
Billy Ocean commented: (Neg for being c00n)

@Billy Ocean is a bigger hoe than the venezuelana, news at 11.


Ps, my almost 70 yo mother still calls you Billy HOEcean.

I gotcha, sis

+10

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Like shyt

Why? Didn't you say she had a good looking face and body?

 

[HarlemHottie]

I gotcha, sis

+10

 

[jj23]

Take her away from the life, this is your moment.

 

[mrfortune]

she sounds like shes great at her job, which is making you fall in love for an hour

 

[The G.O.D II]

Y’all stay falling for these trolls

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I understand now how people fall in love with strippers
Like clockwork

hold up it’s the same poster

 

[Luxury Tax]

It's not DuckTales because the Coli is the only place/people in my life that I can admit this since it's (mostly) anonymous. Here's a pic of proof.

Spoiler: ashy, overwashed hands

Breh, I can tell you aint been laced up. Moving forward, after you bust, its mandatory that you have that bytch wipe you down with a hot rag n soap.

After that wipe down she's supposed to rub you down head to toe with Shea butter or in your case motor oil.

You paid a toot and she sent you away ashy n broke and treated you like a sucka.

 

[ThirdAct]

You lost your v-card and probably gained COVID at the same time

 

[Icantspell]

240 lbs

you must be short to have hands that husky at 240

 

[JadeB]

you must be short to have hands that husky at 240

I'm 5'11. I was probably bloated that night.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

I can tell by your hands you don't lift. Get in the gym ASAP.

 

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[JadeB]

I can tell by your hands you don't lift. Get in the gym ASAP.

I need to drop a good 20 to 30 for sure