It legit blows my mind how nikkas are cool with not shyttin as much as they eatin...

[Jazzy B.]

What kind of person doesn't shyt at least twice a day?


@Carrying left over shyt like you're a garbage can.

 

[Boolean]

A lot of people are stopped up and don't even realize it.

Drink this shyt quarterly(every 3 months) and this shyt will clear out your fukking system ​

Had to drink this shyt when my aunt got married in Jamaica, that outhouse still haunts me bruh

 

[NSSVO]

Some of y'all systems out of whack. On regular I got 3-4 times a day. I can only remember like one time where I didn't go at least twice a day.

 

[duckbutta]

I eat a lot of fruits, vegetables, nuts (:chattyguurrrlll and drink a lot of water so i shyt on a pretty regular schedule...

It's to the point that even the process of shytting is foreign to me cause I just sit down and it falls out...I aint "pushed" a shyt out in years...

 

[KingJay]

Whatever goes in is coming out 2-3 hours max

 

[The BasedFather]

I used to only eat fast food and junk and never drank water back in my teens. Ya boy used to be clogged up something furious. I'd go weeks without shytting. Ever since I gave my life to the gym and started eating healthy I can't stay off the shytter.

 

[Luck]

I haven't gone in 5 days

And that's pretty normal for me

Been like that forever

I used to only eat fast food and junk and never drank water back in my teens. Ya boy used to be clogged up something furious. I'd go weeks without shytting. Ever since I gave my life to the gym and started eating healthy I can't stay off the shytter.

I don't know how y'all made it goin a week and more without shyttin

The longest I ever went was a day and that's when I was younger and eatin jailhouse food

 

[ahdsend]

yea u supposed to have a bowel movement for every meal u eat...

if not, u gotta be dehydrated....

that what happens when u got ashy skin, chapped lips... specially when it aint even cold out...

usually aint nothin more than dehydration..

cuz u aint been drinkin enough water or eating enough foods thats high in water... like fresh fruits and veggies...

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

When I was 17, we went to stay at my Aunt's house for a week for my uncle's funeral. Because I hate taking shyts at any bathroom other than the one at home, I didn't take a shyt for about five days, from Saturday to Thursday.

By Thursday I couldn't hold it anymore and blew my cousin's (her son) bathroom up. I was shytting for damn near an hour.

gotta keep some Clorox wipes or spray on deck, I stay the night at my job and always have some of those with me because of this.

 

[YoungCoolSwag921]

Im not wit yall nikkas advocatin goin 3-4 times a day cuz aint nobody got time for dat but im @ nikkas tlmbout goin a whole week witout droppin a deusce

When u clogged up like dat any movement yall nikka made prolly caused yall to let out a small flatulence

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Apple cider vinegar seems to induce shytting too, especially taking it in the morning.

 

[YoungCoolSwag921]

You just skipped over the woman used as an example in the op

But you brehs need to get y'all shyt together as well




So you think it's better to let shyt sit inside of you and fester for hours than it is to use a public bathroom

I shyt anywhere, i don't give fukk on Jesus Christ i had to stop and shyt in this white womans back yard after eatin some old ass Mexican food one day

bytch go come out her back door and ask me what I was doin like it wasn't obvious when I'm in a full squat like smokie from Friday

Did u kno her?

 

[JLova]

I shyt about 2-3 times a day. Food in, food out.

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

I shyt when I wake up..usually have more shyt before work..then I shyt when I get home...then I shyt after dinner

 

[Cadillac]

Sometimes I can go a week without shytting. Been that way since a child. I actually lift and eat clean and all that too. It is what it is.

breh how