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b_low_brown said:
You gon let God get ya bytch pregnant :dame:

You gon stay with the hoe even though God gave her a baby :dame:

Lmao marry Christmas
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Maybe he was pulling a Mohammed and thought she was safe cuz they only had thigh sex and/or she hadn't menstruated much yet.

She's lucky she survived. Too many stories online of married girls who can't push their babies out, and one or both die. I wonder if that's what happened in a lot of death by childbirth cases back in the day.
 
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Entrapta310 said:
Jesus was born in April and is Joseph's kid. :blessed:

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So it was cousin John born during the solstice while Joshua was born during the equinox?

There's a lot to John's story we never got. Seems like he was elder brother to the Messiah. Was he being groomed for the Messiah role by his unusually willful Mama Elizabeth? So lil cuz Jesus took over after John refused to nut in Salome and got lynched?
 
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Cabbage Patch said:
So it was cousin John born during the solstice while Joshua was born during the equinox?

There's a lot to John's story we never got. Seems like he was elder brother to the Messiah. Was he being groomed for the Messiah role by his unusually willful Mama Elizabeth? So lil cuz Jesus took over after John refused to nut in Salome and got lynched?
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Theres tons of the "bible" story that got left out and is in the apocrphya.

Peep the Gospel of Thomas when you get a chance...Jesus was running around terrorizing the village he grew up in with his "magic powers" :heh:

Joseph at one point had to twist his ear to scold him and to get him to undo some of the people he violated :pachaha:

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They should have went to Maury Show to get them DNA results. :dame:

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Theres tons of the "bible" story that got left out and is in the apocrphya.

Peep the Gospel of Thomas when you get a chance...Jesus was running around terrorizing the village he grew up in with his "magic powers" :heh:

Joseph at one point had to twist his ear to scold him and to get him to undo some of the people he violated :pachaha:

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Hold up I've never heard of this :jbhmm:....was he age 9? 14?...Jesus was out there in them biblical streets wildin out :dahell:
 
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Cabbage Patch said:
So it was cousin John born during the solstice while Joshua was born during the equinox?

There's a lot to John's story we never got. Seems like he was elder brother to the Messiah. Was he being groomed for the Messiah role by his unusually willful Mama Elizabeth? So lil cuz Jesus took over after John refused to nut in Salome and got lynched?
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If you wanna talk about Jesus and his family lineage, thats a whole other thread :whoo:

BUT

I know that John the apostle had a mother named SALOME..
and oddly enough, John was the only apostle who didnt get killed for being an apostle. :jbhmm:
 
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