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Not only did God get her pregnant, he got her pregnant with Jewish John Connor. The Wise Men laughing behind this dude back like
Joseph from the Bible lost
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More often than not I tend to take that L.
Corey Holcomb called Jesus a side baby.
Entrapta310
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So you ask why the qur'an says JESUS is of a virgin BUT NEVER CLAIMED TO BE THE SON OF GOD??
hmmm.. muslims believe he was from a virgin too. i wonder why.
considering the romans pushed that idea when the conquered arabs and persians alike.
mind you the qur'an was written 600 years AFTER "jesus" died.
and i used to think mohammed and "jesus" were cousins through ishmael and isaac, because i found a common ancestor... but i dont believe anything anymore because mohammad was the only one to claim that ancestor. and i cant believe that he was completely honest. he lied to his people many times within his qur'an.
same as the rabbis and priests did.
hmmm.. muslims believe he was from a virgin too. i wonder why.
considering the romans pushed that idea when the conquered arabs and persians alike.
mind you the qur'an was written 600 years AFTER "jesus" died.
and i used to think mohammed and "jesus" were cousins through ishmael and isaac, because i found a common ancestor... but i dont believe anything anymore because mohammad was the only one to claim that ancestor. and i cant believe that he was completely honest. he lied to his people many times within his qur'an.
same as the rabbis and priests did.
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The Media scene in V is for Vendetta is the clue
I thought the Romans didn't want nothing to do with it. They thought the Sanhedrin were pulling some Kangaroo court bullshyt and were trying to get The World's Lone Superpower to do their dirty work (the more things change...). Pontius wasn't just coining a cool phrase, he legit thought the Sanhedrin court was bugging and he didn't want to be involved in a local matter that had zero evidence to support that Jesus was a threat to Rome and Roman interests.
I don't know what Rome should have done instead. That's a damn good question.
As for null and void, that's on them for the murder of an innocent man who only taught love instead of money and xenophobia. There are Jews for Jesus, and don't have to buy the Catholic and Protestant bullshyt to buy his teachings.
As for the other, that's on Paul. But its also on the queerness of Chosen (especially among Khazars). Who really kicked who out?
Entrapta310
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Corey Holcomb called Jesus a side baby.
FrederickDouglas
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If you feel that way. Sure. A lot of things that happened in the bible have been confirmed by science.
We're talking about the Bible, breh. False teachings occurred in all the books.
Perhaps the miracles and what not and worship is fake. But as a bookmark and glimpse of history. It's fairly accurate
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''a real man will stick to his woman even if she got pregnant by her side nikka''
ReturnOfJudah
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Theres tons of the "bible" story that got left out and is in the apocrphya.
Peep the Gospel of Thomas when you get a chance...Jesus was running around terrorizing the village he grew up in with his "magic powers"
Joseph at one point had to twist his ear to scold him and to get him to undo some of the people he violated
5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass | Cracked.com
Sounds like some Twilight Zone Anthony and the cornfield shyt.
Copy and paste shyt instead of reading yourself brehs
There is no gospel of Thomas in the apocrypha. The books are named: 1 Esdras, 2 Esdras, Tobit, Judith, Wisdom of Solomon, Ecclesiasticus, Baruch, the Letter of Jeremiah, Prayer of Manasseh, 1 Maccabees, 2 Maccabees.
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Ill tell you who lost... That nikka from the bible who was tested by God and the devil. The devil basically takes everything away from him to see if he will still serve God. I always thought that story was fukked up.