Joseph from the Bible lost

[Music Fiend]

Theres tons of the "bible" story that got left out and is in the apocrphya.

Peep the Gospel of Thomas when you get a chance...Jesus was running around terrorizing the village he grew up in with his "magic powers"

Joseph at one point had to twist his ear to scold him and to get him to undo some of the people he violated

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Pretty sure that whole canon is deemed as BS. Completely rejected. I'm not 100% sure why, but from what I know. False teachings and what not occurred in those books.

 

[the artist known az]

God slid on mary like:

I wonder what happened to her

 

[Cabbage Patch]

They should have went to Maury Show to get them DNA results.



Hold up I've never heard of this ....was he age 9? 14?...Jesus was out there in them biblical streets wildin out

Jesus was a legit cool dude. Dude partied, drank wine, chilled with priests and prostitutes, didn't mind working with his hands so he was fit and built, had the respect of rabbis and rabble rousers, loved women and respected women as fellow teachers, was great with kids, harbored no Jewish xenophobia against non-Jews or wrong sect Jews, loved the Lord and tried to bring everyone to Gods glory instead of being on that We Alone Are The Chosen Now Pay Up mess. Just a really cool dude.

So of course he had to die.

 

[Entrapta310]

Jesus was a legit cool dude. Dude partied, drank wine, chilled with priests and prostitutes, didn't mind working with his hands so he was fit and built, had the respect of rabbis and rabble rousers, loved women and respected women as fellow teachers, was great with kids, harbored no Jewish xenophobia against non-Jews or wrong sect Jews, loved the Lord and tried to bring everyone to Gods glory instead of being on that We Alone Are The Chosen Now Pay Up mess. Just a really cool dude.

So of course he had to die.

he didnt have the respect from the rabbis you claim though. he did have a "jewish" issue hence him going into their temples and fukking it up.

hence why he was killed

 

[Deutsche Bank]

I wish a bytch would tell me God got her pregnant.

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Sig worthy

But If he and Mary broke up he doesn't pay child support

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

If you wanna talk about Jesus and his family lineage, thats a whole other thread

BUT

I know that John the apostle had a mother named SALOME..
and oddly enough, John was the only apostle who didnt get killed for being an apostle.

because the entire bible is told through his life...thats kinda the point.

Dudes forget this all goes back to a single dude's telling of the NT

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Pretty sure that whole canon is deemed as BS. Completely rejected. I'm not 100% sure why, but from what I know. False teachings and what not occurred in those books.

because the people who compiled it "didnt like it"...plus determining whats "BS" is some hilarious shyt coming from religious people

 

[Entrapta310]

because the entire bible is told through his life...thats kinda the point.

Dudes forget this all goes back to a single dude's telling of the NT

not true. mark and paul got some say in them books.

dont forget.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

If you wanna talk about Jesus and his family lineage, thats a whole other thread

BUT

I know that John the apostle had a mother named SALOME..
and oddly enough, John was the only apostle who didnt get killed for being an apostle.

Which John?

The lineage thing is weird. House if David hadn't fallen on that hard of times since cousin Elizabeth's old man was High Priest.

Wonder if there's a subtle undercurrent if guard changing/regicide in the murders of John and Joshua. It's not like they didn't have friends in the inside (Nicodemus, and everybody like him).

Anyway, how can his lineage be of David if Gods the father? Having his lineage be through Joseph acknowledges premarital sex and the lesson of doing the right thing instead of fleeing like a p*ssy. Be there for your seed, and your seed will be greatness, even greater than you.

Or Jew genealogy is a hot mess if interwoven patri/matrilineal bullshyt depending on which us more advantageous?

 

[Entrapta310]

The lineage thing is weird. House if David hadn't fallen on that hard of times since cousin Elizabeth's old man was High Priest.

Wonder if there's a subtle undercurrent if guard changing/regicide in the murders of John and Joshua. It's not like they didn't have friends in the inside (Nicodemus, and everybody like him).

Anyway, how can his lineage be of David if Gods the father? Having his lineage be through Joseph acknowledges premarital sex and the lesson of doing the right thing instead of fleeing like a p*ssy. Be there for your seed, and your seed will be greatness, even greater than you.

Or Jew genealogy is a hot mess if interwoven patri/matrilineal bullshyt depending on which us more advantageous?

thats the point. jews dont give a shyt bout "jesus" and thinks hes a fraud magician because of christians and catholics who created a whole idea of him being a supreme being to save them from not being a HEBREW...
simple.

"jesus" has ties to the isrealite nation through MARY and JOSEPH and if the jews actually were to see that and believe that, their teachings within the jewish world would be NULL AND VOID.
i blame the jews too for allowing the romans to do this shyt 2000 years ago.... smfh

 

[Cabbage Patch]

he didnt have the respect from the rabbis you claim though. he did have a "jewish" issue hence him going into their temples and fukking it up.

hence why he was killed

Not all rabbis built the same. The rabbis about knowledge and learning was down. The rabbis on that Creflow Dollar were haters. The c00n rabbis trying to stay off Rome's radar were also haters.

 

[Cowboyz89]

I wish a bytch would tell me God got her pregnant.

Id string her up on a cross as well.
Ride together you can die together.

 

[newworldafro]

I do know he went and Pooty Tanged the "money changers"




he didnt have the respect from the rabbis you claim though. he did have a "jewish" issue hence him going into their temples and fukking it up.

hence why he was killed

 

[Music Fiend]

because the people who compiled it "didnt like it"...plus determining whats "BS" is some hilarious shyt coming from religious people

I'm not religious. I'm just saying it wasn't accepted and in the actual bible denounced.