Lets Go To Prison updated

[I AM WE ARE]

This sounds awful. I could never. I know alot of them commit terrible crimes but I wish prison was safer for inmates.

truthfully medical hospitals don't want to deal with them or not equipped to deal with them. most officers don't want to deal with them. i've gotten in trouble for saving inmates lives. they want me to let them kill themselves. the meds are a joke. all they want to do is dope them up enough so that they are quiet.

 

[patscorpio]

since they banned tobacco, the main source of trade is coffee



mfs is sucking dikk for coffee

 

[I AM WE ARE]

ask anyone that works in a prison with open units,,
you see that sheet up and inmate 1 doesn't belong in inmate 2 cell. yea its going down

 

[I AM WE ARE]

you can get a $20 burner phone and make $125-$200 they paypal it to you. you bring in an iphone or something similar you making bank. bring in real food and you eating good. the problem is once you start, you can't stop. they got you. cos come and go so once you say you gone stop its their word against yours and then you have to prove you didn't do it. most of the time they leave a trace to catch you up incase you want to quit. or ask you to do one last run, then tell ia (internal affairs) and you get caught at checkpoint

 

[Lewis Black]

yea i almost quit saturday

theres's this old guy named jesse black bout 50/60 i'm 6'5 260 jesse my height built like snoop. Jesse thinks he's the former heavyweight champ of the world and wants me to be his driver to take him to vegas when he gets out(doing life no parole) but i humor him,call him champ, tell him we getting drunk and fukkin white bytches. he laughs. but saturday champ tried to end his life by hanging himself. so the first time he didn't succeed and i came in his cell and stopped him we waiting for the nurse and he talks to me in the rare time he's not in lala land" c/o i like you, you good to the champ, you talk to the champ, don't come in here anymore i have aids"

so when i go to get the nurse he tries again by jumpin off the sink and trying to snap his neck with his bed sheet. i catch him before he swings and snaps his shyt and he starts crying and yelling " let me die, why don't you let me die"

i legit felt bad for the man

Shoulda let the champ go breh

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Shoulda let the champ go breh

2 things
1 morally and humanely i couldn't i cant just watch a man off himself
2 thats criminal negligence and i go to prison because i should and could have stopped him

 

[Lewis Black]

2 things
1 morally and humanely i couldn't i cant just watch a man off himself
2 thats criminal negligence and i go to prison because i should and could have stopped him

I feel like a kid again, more stories!

 

[A.V.]

Real shyt

 

[MikelArteta]

do you know what everyone is in for?

like this guy is in for raping 5 gradmas and slitting their throat and molesting a 5 year old


or no?
do white prisoners call you nygger and you cant do anything?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I feel like a kid again, more stories!

again i work max so its 23/1 and on the weekends its 24 hr lock down

new guy on the unit,i'm passin the phones around cause its sunday

new guy- yo c.o. i see that phone going around what i gotta do to get on that list
me- oh you new, lemme tell you how this work. 1 you don't have enough to bribe me and 2 thats solicitation of an officer, thats an outside charge
you lucky i don't do write ups cause i hate paperwork
new guy- man bribe? solicit? who doing that?

me- chill out new guy, fill out the sheet and you can have it next week

new guy- NEXT WEEK,nah fukk that i aint waitin i'm getting the phone TODAY

all i hear is ooooooh

me-so wait, you saying you gone buck? you threatening me? i don't call the cert team (the extraction or prison swat) we gone get it in,thats what you want fukk it lets go

new guy- nah nah nah nah you aint finna beat my ass and claim self defense, look here just accidently slide your dikk in the pie flap when you passin out lunch trays and i'll show you

me- for the phone? if you don't shut the fukk up with that gay shyt

inmate at the end of the walk--yo co he can have my turn if i can give him his lunch tray



i'm telling you these dudes have no shame

 

[dterpsss]

He ever been diagnosed with any mental disorder?

yes, i just diagnosed him as being mentally insane

 

[I AM WE ARE]

do you know what everyone is in for?

like this guy is in for raping 5 gradmas and slitting their throat and molesting a 5 year old


or no?
do white prisoners call you nygger and you cant do anything?

yea you can read their file and see what they in for

and its a write up for disrespecting an officer but i don't do the paperwork on it, its pointless. i just let them know"at some time you have to come out this cell, now i tell everyone up here that you a racist pos and how you think thats gone work in your favor"

this isn't the movies or how it was on sons of anarchy. certain states that racist shyt gets you killed quicly

 

[I AM WE ARE]

He ever been diagnosed with any mental disorder?

yea obviously somethings wrong

hell we go for small victories

is he eating shyt? did he take his pants off ? is he washing his dikk in the toilet?
all these answers is no, then its a w for the day

 

[WaveGang]

Officers get raped there too?

I ain't never heard of that. But an officer when I was there was under investigation. By the time I got out she made national news for having a relationship with an inmate.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

I ain't never heard of that. But an officer when I was there was under investigation. By the time I got out she made national news for having a relationship with an inmate.

you in tn? cause we might be talking bout the same woman

believe it or not its mostly with nurses male and female. we just fired and had a male nurse arrested for his relationship with a male inmate. he made a youtube video and posted pix of him and the inmate together. they had been fukking for like 2/3 yrs now