I feel like a kid again, more stories!
again i work max so its 23/1 and on the weekends its 24 hr lock down
new guy on the unit,i'm passin the phones around cause its sunday
new guy- yo c.o. i see that phone going around what i gotta do to get on that list

me- oh you new, lemme tell you how this work. 1 you don't have enough to bribe me and 2 thats solicitation of an officer, thats an outside charge
you lucky i don't do write ups cause i hate paperwork

new guy- man bribe? solicit? who doing that?
me- chill out new guy, fill out the sheet and you can have it next week
new guy- NEXT WEEK,nah fukk that i aint waitin i'm getting the phone TODAY
all i hear is ooooooh
me-so wait, you saying you gone buck? you threatening me? i don't call the cert team (the extraction or prison swat) we gone get it in,thats what you want fukk it lets go
new guy- nah nah nah nah you aint finna beat my ass and claim self defense, look here just accidently slide your dikk in the pie flap when you passin out lunch trays and i'll show you
me-

for the phone? if you don't shut the fukk up with that gay shyt
inmate at the end of the walk--yo co he can have my turn if i can give him his lunch tray
i'm telling you these dudes have no shame