Lying on your resume?

[desjardins]

Long as you can use it the first day of work
I always say, I got two weeks to learn whatever I lied about on my resume (two week notice period)

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Which program is it? Go ahead and go for it. I always laugh when I see job postings ask for someone who knows how to use some obscure program. As long as it's not something complicated, you can learn what you need to learn, especially if you've used I before.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

As for references, just have them call HR on your old job. Don't have them call your old supervisor

 

[Bubba T]

Im just going to say that people lie to get ahead all the time. Companies cheat consumers and vice versa. Look at our politicians and our ‘leaders’. Hell even your parents lied to you to get you to do something they wanted you to do.

There’s levels to lying though. I would be cautious if anything.

 

[Astroslik]

There’s so many variables that you can’t oversimplify this.

is your industry small? Is your city small? The reputation also impacts etc.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Apparently i have to start lying

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Nothing. If you’re old enough you can lie like hell. fukk they go do call your school to see if you was actually a valedictorian?

If you ain't lying you ain't trying

You wouldn’t be the first
Take a risk breh

Yes lie. The whole job search industry is bullshyt anyways. Get the interview and make sure you know it for that.

If you ain’t lying best believe the other applicants are.

I’ve lied on my resume with no hesitation. I use to play video games at my university D’angelo center that Equals “President and founder of the video gamers club” to me.

I use to help my professor count how many students missed class, that sounds like “high level research assistant” to me (which falls under work experience).

When I did security in undergrad one of my post workers use to ask me to watch his stuff for him. That sounds like being a security supervisor to me.

At the end of the day we’re black and have to work twice as hard.

The game is the game.

yoooooo
now this is just scamming breh

Requirements are more like wishlists; as long as you’ve seen the program before it’s worth a shot.

Lie. I only endorse lying if it's bosses or police type shyt. But if they want they can contact every job on there, that's the only problem.

Go in there & murder the interview so they have no reason to question you & call your refences.

They might give you a skills test but you said you know the basics so you might be able to slip through and pick it up on the job training

A lot of these cacs don’t know what the fukk their doing at work. Do you what you gotta do. If anything they will train you.

Exactly....in the coporate world if you ain't lying you aint trying.

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If Trump can be president, u can be anything u want!


OP the female version is pink nepotism. I got chicks with LLCs in their names or who work at certain companies that we use as references. Whatever skill they want u to have, we will lie like a motherfukker on ur behalf.
List a bestie as a past supervisor. HR be calling talking to the homie.
: So what qualifies her for the position?
The homie: EVERYTHING!

If u care....lie!

 

[How Sway?]

I’ve lied on my resume with no hesitation. I use to play video games at my university D’angelo center that Equals “President and founder of the video gamers club” to me.

I use to help my professor count how many students missed class, that sounds like “high level research assistant” to me (which falls under work experience).

When I did security in undergrad one of my post workers use to ask me to watch his stuff for him. That sounds like being a security supervisor to me.

At the end of the day we’re black and have to work twice as hard.

The game is the game.

I use to help a couple classmates with calculus and hell yes did I put "calculus tutor".

Gotta do what you gotta do

 

[Diondon]

Of course you can embellish a little. But don't say you went to a school or worked somewhere and you didn't

 

[Zero]

A lot of these cacs don’t know what the fukk their doing at work. Do you what you gotta do. If anything they will train you.

This is the gospel truth

 

[Noriega]

Just don’t put anything ridiculous like “Cornell Valedictorian” or “Jr. Research Fellow at Columbia”

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Of course you can embellish a little. But don't say you went to a school or worked somewhere and you didn't

What about job titles? I was at the same job for 10 years with the same title the entire time. Would it be too risky to say that I was a manager for 4 of those years?

 

[Mastamimd]

Holy shyt I've been doing this wrong the whole time

 

[SadimirPutin]

Definitely lie...

People overstate their job duties snd competencies in the corporate world all the fukking time