Malia Obama came through at my job

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Maliah Michelle was gon' gimme some head......but I had to go to work and shyt.

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[Colin X]

Yep the sad thing is that there are not that many elite blacks sure there are some in harvard but she was exposed to so many white people early on.

Yeah other than her sister, there aren’t those many black women in her age group on her social level she could be friends with

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

R Kelly once patted me on the head while in church

 

[Rekkapryde]

Secret Service was there fam

You just ain't notice

Try some dumb shyt if you want to...

*tries to cop grab of ass from Malia*

 

[Sylar]

Probably has better odds with a white boi tbh.

A breh with the connections and juice to get in her circle will be able to get with damn near any girl he wants (extra true if he's conventionally attractive). Her daddy dated non-black women for the most part until Michelle anyway.

Don't see her marrying a regular white boi unless his paper is ridiculous. Probably end up with some Bruno Mars looking dude.

Bruno Mars is not a black man though

 

[El Guapo]

Got mistaken for Dwyane Wade in Miami one time

 

[Primetime21]

 

[TEH]

I once gave the Migos a ride when their tour bus broke down. We sang songs from musicals and shared a bag of Oreos.

 

[the cool]

I was Beyonce's shoulder to cry on when Jay Z cheated with Rita Ora. She just begged me to delete our texts and not take any pics of her.

Man I’m outta the loop but is this real? Jayz got caught cheating? How come I didn’t see the thread on here?

 

[Burned Verses]

My grand dad proof read Malcolm's "Any means necessary" speech

 

[bordeaux]

a lost cause? so b/c her current bf is white means she wouldnt date a black dude?

 

[ezrathegreat]

R Kelly once patted me on the head while in church

I gotta hear the story behind this.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Al Bundy made me an honorary member of no ma’am

 

[David_TheMan]

No secret service?

Presidents haven't gotten SS for life since Clinton killed it. He made sure he was the last President to get SS for life and for his family

 

[hotbeezie]

I ran into Mannie Fresh after leaving Bourbon Street

He said “wuddup doe”

I was chillin’