levitate
I love you, you know.
Imagine spending this much energy on a fake story.
Man is upset his gf didnt make his birthday cake the way he wanted. Is he in the wrong?
RennisDeynolds
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
That's women for you. Ask what you want then they put their own spin on it 
This dude is a dumbass though. You eat it and tell her it was great, especially if her damn kids are around
This dude is a dumbass though. You eat it and tell her it was great, especially if her damn kids are around
King_Kamala61
TheColi's Big Black Areolae Supremicist
Exactly. This. Then they gaslight you.like when you text specifically what you want from the store and they come back with a whole different brand of ice cream and the wrong flavor.
if they dont have what i want you got a phone, text me and ask what i want in it's place, pay ME the same courtesy I pay YOU. dont assume i'm gonna life some offbrand bullshyt
Yep. I'm glad I'm single and so thankful for sex workers.
King_Kamala61
TheColi's Big Black Areolae Supremicist
Dear Diary,
She knew I was on a diet hard-core to get in shape for fire dept. I was on keto. She geaux out her way to call me, "Kamala...I'm making Thanksgiving dinner and you still on the diet?"
Yes I replied. She then says so what do you wanna eat. I said beef tips, no gravy, and mustard greens no sugar in anything. This was 3 weeks out. She then confirm 1 week out she has my products. Exactly 2 days before turkey day she brags about how I'm gonna enjoy my feast etc etc. And how proud of me she is that I'm fenna be a firefighter.
I get there fresh off the iron and I'm hungry. The house is hot as fukk cause my Papa ain't want her to turn the heat down past 88 in November. So I'm sweating and cramping from the lack of electrolytes.
What happens? I dig into my food and she puts a limit on how much beef tips I can have: "Everyone else has to get some Kamala!"
I snapped. I told her then why did you ask me what I wanted? Anyway I eat my 4 pieces of rationed beef tips and 3 bowls of mustard greens. And I noticed I became lethargic. I asked her..did you out sugar in these greens? She responds you can't come over people houses and dictate how they cook food. I told her ass this the last Thanksgiving I'm dealing with you. You sabotaging my diet and you asked me specifically for what I wanted.
That Monday I get a text saying to come over the house and get the rest of the beef tips cause nobody would eat it. She said I was the only one that ate it. And didn't wanna waste $150 on em.
This is the shyt women do and I ain't got time for it. It be year 4 soon and I ain't letting up
jilla82
Veteran
shoulda handled that hoe like this
Son Goku
Great Sage Equalling Heaven
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
He sounds nauseating. I add my own touch to cakes or deserts I make for people to make it 
special unless they say they don’t want anything more than just what they ask. I couldn’t imagine dealing with a man that acts like this over something I made him. Disgusting.
special unless they say they don’t want anything more than just what they ask. I couldn’t imagine dealing with a man that acts like this over something I made him. Disgusting.
ORDER_66
I dont care anymore 2026
He sounds nauseating. I add my own touch to cakes or deserts I make for people to make it
All he said was he didn't like the vanilla in the middle of a chocolate cake...
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
All he said was he didn't like the vanilla in the middle of a chocolate cake...
He said “if I wanted vanilla in a cake, I would have asked for vanilla in the cake” as a response to her asking if he was disappointed. Maybe you like dating people that are rude about the things you do for them but couldn’t be me.
Even if I HATED something my husband made for me I definitely wouldn’t make him feel bad for adding extra to it especially when I’ve eaten it before & liked it.
He sounds nauseating. I add my own touch to cakes or deserts I make for people to make it
Don't do that sh*t.. He asked for a simple double chocolate cake. Expound on what goes on in your mind that would make you think its ok to add something that wasn't wanted?
NotAnFBIagent
[redacted]
Follow directions hoe
Refuse to break Keto for Thanksgiving with your family and not talk to your mom brehs…..Dear Diary,
She knew I was on a diet hard-core to get in shape for fire dept. I was on keto. She geaux out her way to call me, "Kamala...I'm making Thanksgiving dinner and you still on the diet?"
Yes I replied. She then says so what do you wanna eat. I said beef tips, no gravy, and mustard greens no sugar in anything. This was 3 weeks out. She then confirm 1 week out she has my products. Exactly 2 days before turkey day she brags about how I'm gonna enjoy my feast etc etc. And how proud of me she is that I'm fenna be a firefighter.
I get there fresh off the iron and I'm hungry. The house is hot as fukk cause my Papa ain't want her to turn the heat down past 88 in November. So I'm sweating and cramping from the lack of electrolytes.
What happens? I dig into my food and she puts a limit on how much beef tips I can have: "Everyone else has to get some Kamala!"
I snapped. I told her then why did you ask me what I wanted? Anyway I eat my 4 pieces of rationed beef tips and 3 bowls of mustard greens. And I noticed I became lethargic. I asked her..did you out sugar in these greens? She responds you can't come over people houses and dictate how they cook food. I told her ass this the last Thanksgiving I'm dealing with you. You sabotaging my diet and you asked me specifically for what I wanted.
That Monday I get a text saying to come over the house and get the rest of the beef tips cause nobody would eat it. She said I was the only one that ate it. And didn't wanna waste $150 on em.
This is the shyt women do and I ain't got time for it. It be year 4 soon and I ain't letting up
Some of these dudes are extra.. But like I said, the problem is bigger than the actual situation.