Man shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

[ORDER_66]

How the hell did he get it in that far?!

 

[Reflected]

A guy died at my brother in laws ER because he shoved one of them circular light tubes up his ass and it shattered. Sucked the glass further inside him and sliced up enough stuff he bled to death

I could have ended the day without reading this shyt.

 

[Knuckles Red]

This is so sad. This story reminds me of Mr. Hands. He was this guy who sneaked into a horse's stable and had the horse perform anal sax on him. Unfortunately, the horses penis ended up puncturing his [Mr. Hands] colon, and he died. What an awkward funeral that must have been.

 

[Henri Christophe]

this guy who sneaked into a horse's stable and had the horse perform anal sax on him. Unfortunately the horses penis ended up puncturing his [Mr. Hands] colon, and he died.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Go Jets !

 

[Lord_nikon]

This is so sad. This story reminds me of Mr. Hands. He was this guy who sneaked into a horse's stable and had the horse perform anal sax on him. Unfortunately, the horses penis ended up puncturing his [Mr. Hands] colon, and he died. What an awkward funeral that must have been.

Goodnight folks

 

[Absolut]

You’re telling me Breh stuck a fluorescent lightbulb up his pooper? And died?

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Yep

 

[Joe Budden]

It not folks who identify as LGBT in the ER for stuff like this. Gay people buy the correct sex toys made for what’s it’s made for

the issue is men who with are repressed and deny what they like who have to duck-walk into the ER with a cucumber meant for the family’s salad lost in their ass because they’re to ashamed to buy the proper equipment, or ones harassing Mr.Ed and now have a proliferated colon

This is so sad. This story reminds me of Mr. Hands. He was this guy who sneaked into a horse's stable and had the horse perform anal sax on him. Unfortunately, the horses penis ended up puncturing his [Mr. Hands] colon, and he died. What an awkward funeral that must have been.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

A guy died at my brother in laws ER because he shoved one of them circular light tubes up his ass and it shattered. Sucked the glass further inside him and sliced up enough stuff he bled to death

What a way to go. lol. I'm not dying out of the realm of possible shyt. My CPU full of fat asians or BBW ebony porn. or basic shyt. you dont wanna die and when your family comes over they see Trany Porn or some wild shyt. and you dead and you cant be like wait this is what it was lol.

 

[Barlow]

It not folks who identify as LGBT in the ER for stuff like this. Gay people buy the correct sex toys made for what’s it’s made for

the issue is men who with are repressed and deny what they like who have to duck-walk into the ER with a cucumber meant for the family’s salad lost in their ass because they’re to ashamed to buy the proper equipment, or ones harassing Mr.Ed and now have a proliferated colon

No your people just like sticking shyt up their ass. Stop trying to somehow separate gay nikkas

 

[High Art]

my mother told me these things are very common in the ER

the LGBT community be buggin

Yes and yes. My first night working the ER was a guy that came in with a giant dragon dildo stuck in his ass. Him and his partner couldn't get it out. Apparently, and I didn't realize that I kept hitting them with the "" face the entire time according to the attending.

 

[Sccit]

A guy died at my brother in laws ER because he shoved one of them circular light tubes up his ass and it shattered. Sucked the glass further inside him and sliced up enough stuff he bled to death

THIS?

 

[Absolut]

THIS?

The straight tubes that you see in like office light panels. The ones that pop and shatter into micro glass shards when they crack

 

[Arris]

The straight tubes that you see in like office light panels. The ones that pop and shatter into micro glass shards when they crack

 

[Sccit]

The straight tubes that you see in like office light panels. The ones that pop and shatter into micro glass shards when they crack

THESE?