MILITARY STORIES

[twan83]

Im sure one of you nikkas caught feelings for a base smut and tryna keep quiet



let them stories free brehs

Na bro i caught em with non military broads the military one's know too much you get somebody who don't know much and u can run game if you want.

I had a girl who was jumpoff and she was coo and all but i wasn't down to fukk that night and i use this excuse on her and anybody else i wasn't tryin to see

I GOT GUARD DUTY TONIGHT CAN'T COME THRU ITS 24 HRS

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Im sure one of you nikkas caught feelings for a base smut and tryna keep quiet



let them stories free brehs

Nah, but I'm sure the nikkaz who wifed that brand new soldier that just got to the unit did

That's what the hoes do. They fukk everybody in the unit, PCS then next thing u know they on Facebook announcing they're married. nikkaz lookin' at each other like:

Now that I've been out(got out last November), it's funny as hell watchin' new cats. shyt is like a cycle.

 

[twan83]

Nah, but I'm sure the nikkaz who wifed that brand new soldier that just got to the unit did

That's what the hoes do. They fukk everybody in the unit, PCS then next thing u know they on Facebook announcung they're married. nikkaz lookin' at each other like:

if you wife them one's that dont know bout the military you can be stashing that extra money and they dont even know or go on leave and say i got training or some shyt

u get them military one's they know the deal ain't gonna work

 

[YBE]

Japan

Ya here is one that is a L but not in the way you think

Japan has the best transit cuz u can take a train anywhere and it could stop from 5 blocks apart from each other.

so i use to drive to the club but that shyt would take like 1 hr or 1 hr and half on top of it i didn't want to be buying drinks all the time shyt was expensive and i was still not that established enough to get hook ups at that time

So we started using the train to go to the club only takes 45 mins. so we would get wasted before we even got there or just get a buzz to save money

A few times i made a mistake of getting drunk at the club and goin back on the train cuz i would miss my stop and BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF JAPAN

I woke up one day 2-3 HRS AWAY FROM MY STOP CUZ I WAS DRUNK cuz i missed my stop

does that shyt wrap around the whole country

 

[Dooby]

Na bro i caught em with non military broads the military one's know too much you get somebody who don't know much and u can run game if you want.

I had a girl who was jumpoff and she was coo and all but i wasn't down to fukk that night and i use this excuse on her and anybody else i wasn't tryin to see

I GOT GUARD DUTY TONIGHT CAN'T COME THRU ITS 24 HRS

You get in trouble for havin sex with fellow soldiers or is that a myth

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

if you wife them one's that dont know bout the military you can be stashing that extra money and they dont even know or go on leave and say i got training or some shyt

u get them military one's they know the deal ain't gonna work

Yeah, that's true as long as u keep the local chicks away from bitter Army hoes. They'll give 'em inside tips, fukkin' up the game lol

 

[twan83]

does that shyt wrap around the whole country

yes and no there are like main stops where you have to get off of.

The thing was i didn't get to my normal main stop in SHINJUKI. that takes me where i live. i was at another so that put me way the fukk out of range.

I WAS TOO fukkED UP TOO NOTICE

 

[twan83]

You get in trouble for havin sex with fellow soldiers or is that a myth

NO THAT IS A MYTH

 

[twan83]

Yeah, that's true as long as u keep the local chicks away from bitter Army hoes. They'll give 'em inside tips, fukkin' up the game lol

Ya but it is only for so long it will work cuz u got them army wives snitching. If you live on post you fukkED. now off post you got a better chance though

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Ya but it is only for so long it will work cuz u got them army wives snitching. If you live on post you fukkED. now off post you got a better chance though

nikkaz ain't lived til they get that Certificate of Non-Availability.

 

[Alec Baldwin]

brehs, do every single chick thats deployed be gettin smutted out? you in here making it sound like every single ho be gettin passed around. Every single time any of ya'll military nikkas mention this, ya'll advocate that single life.

 

[twan83]

nikkaz ain't lived til they get that Certificate of Non-Availability.

fukk that I always request OFF POST i want my privacy and shyt and don't wanna be around that military shyt 24/7 after work

Only time i lived on post was in ITALY i was stationed at Caserma Ederle in Vicenza, Italy was because it was recommended to live on post cuz of Gypsy stealing your shyt when u live off post and i wasn't having that

 

[twan83]

brehs, do every single chick thats deployed be gettin smutted out? you in here making it sound like every single ho be gettin passed around. Every single time any of ya'll military nikkas mention this, ya'll advocate that single life.

Hate to say it .They do for the most part as far as being deployed i heard they do just not sure how bad it is but i know especially now since they allowing more different sex interaction for the MORALE.

Before they didn't even want guys in females room down range now they like fukk IT

 

[T-K-G]

nikkaz ain't lived til they get that Certificate of Non-Availability.

whats that?



and twan, so you get off post but have to pay your own rent and shyt?



and do them nikkas drug test cuz i can imagine nikkas off post gettin zooted

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

brehs, do every single chick thats deployed be gettin smutted out? you in here making it sound like every single ho be gettin passed around. Every single time any of ya'll military nikkas mention this, ya'll advocate that single life.

In some way, shape, or form....yes. That's where the term 'Desert Queen' comes from. Your average broad will look like Kim K in the eyes of 18-30 yr old nikkaz that are stuck in 150 degree weather for a year. And she's gonna milk her newfound fame til it's time to go back home