MILITARY STORIES

[Nasty_Nate]

HERE IS A L I TOOK

i was a virgin in basic all the way to training.

People would be having those hotel parties. I was in Ft Sam Houston for training
I was that one dude who would be playing playstation while people fukking behind me in the bed not caring

I just wasn't thinking bout sex at that time. I really was gonna wait till i got married no joke.

Then a girl I was messing with not sexual i wanted her to be my first and i got a room and SHE STOOD MY ASS UP

so that made my damn hormones go out wack and then i kept thinking bout sex. to make matters worse the females made a bet on who could DEFLOWER ME. No joke a bet so i had females literally giving up the booty and me running cuz i didnt want to lose it that way

In the end i ended up losing it to a chic i saw drunk in the other room of the hotel and brought her to my room to chill cuz i didn't want no guys taking advantage of her. SHE PLAYED ME AND WASN'T DRUNK she got undressed and then i looked up and said I GIVE UP and had sex for the very first time and i thought i was gonna suck instead i surprisingly BROKE HER OFF

Place is wild as fukk. I went there for AIT when I was reclassing and for ALC Phase II. Being prior service in AIT, I didn't have to deal with all the bullshyt like curfew, weekend passes and whatnot. We did whatever the fukk we wanted. We lived in those two man rooms above 232 BN HQ's, and we used to have privates rotating through there every fukking weekend. I never fukked with them though, cause they talked too damn much. bytches would run their mouth and be like, "SPC Smith and SGT Jones ran a train on me last week and gave me liquor even though I'm only 19." One of my buddies got caught like that and ended up getting discharged over that bullshyt. Used to pick up Mexican chicks at Club Rive on most weekends. fukked a stripper for about 10 minutes at Wild Zebra. I miss that shyt...

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

is it true a college degree > a military education in the
civilian workforce?

I'd say we got the edge because of experience, but it depends. Our jobs=mad $$$$ in the civilian world, especially in my field(Information Technology). I've been gettin' some nice job offers since I got out just because my resume' is stacked.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

I got plenty more I'll post later, smashing wives, drunk nights, crashing my whip, etc. Got a football camp to go coach.

You in Osan, I know you got stories! I'm at the Hump.
WTF is up with the SF up there?! Everytime we go up there to the Mustang, or out in the Ville, they always be on some gay shyt. They put my boy in cuffs for some stupid shyt and I had to go beg for them to let me take responsibility of him and let him go.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Depends on your field. There are a lot of technical jobs where a soldier can get out and make twice as much $$, but most of them require a six year initial commitment. Everybody I've known that was military intelligence and got that Top Secret Clearance got out and got good federal jobs. Another cat I know worked on Patriot missile systems and was making damn near six figures doing the same thing in some Middle Eastern country. It ain't always like this though, it just depends on your specific job.

Yeah. MI, IT, and Aviation mechanics all make good money on the outside.

 

[JP_614]

Can ya'll explain to me the physical requirements to get in the AF or Navy? Like how many pushups/situps/running distance?

Af assuming your male under 30

42 sit ups in a minute 33 push ups in a minute 1336 1 1/2 mile run

 

[...and some waffle fries]

Fukked this officer in Japan for a couple months.

I worked with her and she was a dentist. She was cool but since she was white I figured all white girls are just friendly like that. I would go to her office every now and then and just talk with her and clown around nothing sexual. This went on for a while, til one day after work I was in there and she had to change out of her scrubs. She shut the door and changed in front of me and acted like it was nothing. Now 1/2 of me wanted to fukk right there, but other 1/2 was thinking she a white girl make sure she really bout that. After that day I turned that shyt up. I eventually get her to invite me to the crib, and she was cook for me. (getting a chick to cook always works for me just a innocent way to get into crib, once I'm in there) Once I got the crib, we ate, awkward silence, then fukked. I eventually had to cut her bcuz she making it too obvious at work. Ppl start asking me about her and sh1t.

 

[twan83]

Place is wild as fukk. I went there for AIT when I was reclassing and for ALC Phase II. Being prior service in AIT, I didn't have to deal with all the bullshyt like curfew, weekend passes and whatnot. We did whatever the fukk we wanted. We lived in those two man rooms above 232 BN HQ's, and we used to have privates rotating through there every fukking weekend. I never fukked with them though, cause they talked too damn much. bytches would run their mouth and be like, "SPC Smith and SGT Jones ran a train on me last week and gave me liquor even though I'm only 19." One of my buddies got caught like that and ended up getting discharged over that bullshyt. Used to pick up Mexican chicks at Club Rive on most weekends. fukked a stripper for about 10 minutes at Wild Zebra. I miss that shyt...

Club Rive wow. I used to hit up Joe's Volacano and i couldn't mess with Zebra too many military would go up in there i went to the one near the cowboys dancehall think called me men's club can' remember. Ya san antonio used to get way too wild with them damn soldiers and then the females try to get the guys in trouble

 

[RawDogBandit]

You in Osan, I know you got stories! I'm at the Hump.
WTF is up with the SF up there?! Everytime we go up there to the Mustang, or out in the Ville, they always be on some gay shyt. They put my boy in cuffs for some stupid shyt and I had to go beg for them to let me take responsibility of him and let him go.

Man those niccas have nothing to do, so anything that pops up they make it into a big deal and start to act like they gawds. Plus I think some were told to take nothing lightly at the Mustang(especially since they know niccas always hitting it up after curfew)

They be pushing it though..alot of bullshyt among them

 

[twan83]

Depends on your field. There are a lot of technical jobs where a soldier can get out and make twice as much $$, but most of them require a six year initial commitment. Everybody I've known that was military intelligence and got that Top Secret Clearance got out and got good federal jobs. Another cat I know worked on Patriot missile systems and was making damn near six figures doing the same thing in some Middle Eastern country. It ain't always like this though, it just depends on your specific job.

I say majority from military over true college education because of they like the fact you got tons of experience and are disciplined and likely to do your job be on time. Quite a few make a ton without the degree. My dad is one of em. He ain't got no degree at all he making damn near six figures if he isn't already.

 

[NatiboyB]

Not that i know of, it was usually E4's and below.

nikkas get promoted. But it's hard to be a platoon sgt 1sg reppin a set.

 

[NatiboyB]

I remember hearin' about that. That happened during my first deployment('04) at the "DT"(Downtown) club we always used to go to....sad shyt, breh. When we came back, they banned that shyt to the soldiers, but.............

ya'll bringing back memories

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

nikkas get promoted. But it's hard to be a platoon sgt 1sg reppin a set.

Exactly.

 

[Lewis Black]

No diss, great stories BUT where all the metal gear solid stories at. I wanna hear stories about going one man up and destroying the taliban. I wanna hear the stories about shadow mosses

 

[NatiboyB]

I only been in for a year n a half but my first duty station is in Germany so I got some stories too lol.

So one Sunday night last year me and the homies decide to ride out to Frankfurt Sportsbar which is like a 30 minute drive away from Wiesbaden, it was a fourday weekend too so that shyt be packed and Frankfurt has like nothing but bad hoes.

So we get packed up in my homie Chryslar 300 like 5 deep lol and finally make it there at like 1 in the am. So we chillin on the dance floor and outta nowhere these 3 chicks(1 asian, 1 white, 1 latina lookin) just comeup dancing on us all the brehs there with the face except for the 2 that got left out lol. So we go up to the bar they buying drinks n shyt and by 3 they talking about they wanna come back to base with us .

We leave asap the 2 dudes that didn't get chicks are in the front seat salty as hell driving us back. We 6 deep packed in the back nikkas suffocating n shyt cause there was no room but the hoes didn't even care lol. We get back to base me and my 2 homies decide we all go back to my room. It was like a porno flick in there I was on my bed with the asian, my roomate had the white chick on his bed, and my other homie smashing the latina chick in front of the room on the floor . shyt was epic and one of them asked us for some water so I got up and gave the asian chick some of that nasty german tap water straight out the sink white girl was like damn you gonna make her drink some faucet water, I was like . The next morning we kicked them hoes out made them take cabs back to Frankfurt lol was a good end to the 4day.

Breh. I was at Wiesbaden for 2 years and loved it. I belive your story because ya'll the only nikka's in the Army who still have roommates. I was a damn SSG in the barracks.

 

[twan83]

I only been in for a year n a half but my first duty station is in Germany so I got some stories too lol.

So one Sunday night last year me and the homies decide to ride out to Frankfurt Sportsbar which is like a 30 minute drive away from Wiesbaden, it was a fourday weekend too so that shyt be packed and Frankfurt has like nothing but bad hoes.

So we get packed up in my homie Chryslar 300 like 5 deep lol and finally make it there at like 1 in the am. So we chillin on the dance floor and outta nowhere these 3 chicks(1 asian, 1 white, 1 latina lookin) just comeup dancing on us all the brehs there with the face except for the 2 that got left out lol. So we go up to the bar they buying drinks n shyt and by 3 they talking about they wanna come back to base with us .

We leave asap the 2 dudes that didn't get chicks are in the front seat salty as hell driving us back. We 6 deep packed in the back nikkas suffocating n shyt cause there was no room but the hoes didn't even care lol. We get back to base me and my 2 homies decide we all go back to my room. It was like a porno flick in there I was on my bed with the asian, my roomate had the white chick on his bed, and my other homie smashing the latina chick in front of the room on the floor . shyt was epic and one of them asked us for some water so I got up and gave the asian chick some of that nasty german tap water straight out the sink white girl was like damn you gonna make her drink some faucet water, I was like . The next morning we kicked them hoes out made them take cabs back to Frankfurt lol was a good end to the 4day.

Where in germany u at? I would have to go there often for appointments at Landstuhl and stayed at them barracks for the WTU forgot the name of the base it was at though i think it was a kleber.