bammtronics
man sit 'cho ass down!
yoooooooooooo i'm hollerin 
rep for including the vids

rep for including the vids

Mother in law came downstairs holdin her chest, breathing hella hard like she was having a heart attack.
that happened to me bout a couple years ago @ my in-laws @ the time house. I was watching one of those backshot/camera phone joints and didnt know I connected to the wifi. It start playing on their roomTV. Mother in law came downstairs holdin her chest, breathing hella hard like she was having a heart attack. She was like:
"call the cable ppl"
"somebody been watchin adult videos"
"its been happening the last couple days"
"I cant take this..whew"
....till this day they dont know it was me
I just always wondered what my Father in law reaction was when he saw those vids interrupt the ballgame. He was in the bedroom w/ her. I wondered if he was likeor
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Had some folks over from church the other night.
Young cats. We in here choppin it up playing phase 10, watching TV and what not. They ask me to turn on some music. So I got my phone and opened my YouTube app to try and find a playlist or something and connect it to my TV via the YouTube app.
Well I forgot to log out my burner YouTube account and I didn't realize it cause we having good convo, eating rotel and wings so I'm not paying too much attention. I hit the cast button to cast my phone screen to my living room tv ( a 55 inch Samsung UHD )and first thing that pops up is the playlist I already had open, it automatically resumed where I left off.
First vid that played was a fav of mine.
I tried to play it off like it was an accident. I started scrambling trying to back out of the screen. You know when you start panicking and don't think straight when you tryna do something really fast. Luckily the volume wasn't up very loud. I'm on my phone tryna stop the cast but I ended up goin to the next vid in my panic.
This time it was a booty clap compilation video
The sounds of those cheeks clapping were muted just enough to not garner attention. I caught a slight erection just off the glimpse and sound of that booty. My body was confused
Turned on and panicked
Half of my guest were focused on the card game with their backs to the screen but 3 of them I know saw it.
I quickly managed to back out and unlink my phone. All of this happened in a span of 5-6 seconds but it felt like an eternity.
Those who saw it just remained quiet and were acting like they didn't see it but one of my home girls was looking at me like
I was quiet the rest of the night. Shamed in front of my guest in my own house. I was just imagining what they were gonna say about me on the drive home when they left.
Idc man. I love twerk vidsjust gotta be more cautious next time so I don't get caught slipping.
Atleast they know you ain’t gay. Just imagine if you was a downlow nikka watching dikk flixxx![]()
I believe that some of those Russian twerkers could make Malcolm a PAWGer.breh...this happened to me. I had my youtube up on my TV via PS4, had the videos on autoplay. I had my homeboy come over to grab a beer before we headed out to the lake. Well it so happened that I guess I watched multiple Russian twerkers school vids that I watched before and it tuned to that channel when I walked away to get ready for the lake.
i was pretty embarrassed
but damn we had a good laugh about it. I went back the next day to rub one off watching that channel again...
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I had my homeboy come over to grab a beer before we headed out to the lake.
Had some folks over from church the other night.