My wife wants to buy me a gift and I don’t know what to ask for… any ideas?

[NoirDynosaur]

I second this.

Times is critical. Let the wifey get you a firearm license for protection.

If you haven't, go to your local shooting range to test out your aim

 

[Wildin]

I say small things that you could get for yourself but are a hassle, like gym socks.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Some nuts cuz you p*ssy ass hell to be asking weirdo nikkas of thecoli this question

 

[P90]

Pocket knife
Leatherman / multi-tool
Pen

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Anal

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Escort

And cocaine. White girl, dualities

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

get these off temu

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

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