Nikkas Are Cool Until It's Time To Read In Class

[1LurkerChick9]

I remember flirting back and forth with this one kid for days , best friend was hating and everything because she liked him but we had chemistry. That instantly came to a halt the moment he got called to read

Since I was a super nerd, I immediately hit the
"She can have him"


Poor guy

 

[degu9089]

I remember in the Army we were having training, about 30 of us and the instructors. Instructors said they were tired of reading so they were going round the room having everyone read a few paragraphs. Ni99as were mad uncomfortable yo! Got to this big country white boi and he started babbling and splaining not making any sense. Everyone looking at him like "Bro just read the few paragraphs we don't care that you have to go piss" or some shyt like that.

Cac turns red and yells out " We'll be here all day if I have to read . I CAN'T READ!!!!".

The entire room was . Someone yelled out "Well Damn". I'm dying recalling this event.

 

[Illuminatos]

Pathetic

 

[Wildin]

I'm glad I never had to experience that. Throughout my schooling everyone could read. I remember in elementary and middle school the class would get in trouble because we'd do stupid shyt like stutter on purpose or read with accents or as characters.

When we had substitutes we'd act like we couldnt read, stuttering and stumbling and shyt. Whole class giggling and laughing.

South Park had just came out so kids that watched South Park would say "aboot" instead of about. And kid would use cowboy accents like woody off toy story or fake a British accent and shyt.

There wasn't really anyone who couldn't read though at least that ever got chosen to read in my experience.

 

[Don Snow]

I was the gifted program in elementary school and went to a magnet junior high everyone was able to read


But yo when I got to high school in the city


The average person in the class couldn’t read especially those Hispanic kids well actually mainly the Hispanic kids

 

[In The Zone '98]

There was so much reading and homework in the 90s!!!

 

[africngiant]

a dude i was friends with back in middle school read slow as fukk and would use his finger to guide him. i fought spiritual battles trying not to laugh at him

 

[RickyDiBiase]

I can't make light of a breh for not reading

but there was this one instance, where this one usual knucklehead had to read some shyt for class back in middle school, and it took him a while and this girl just shouted "BOY IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP"

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

That used to be my time to shine though. Used to try to get my movie narrator shyt off. And do character voices for novels

I did the same

 

[Kasgoinjail]

 

[T. Dubb Ya]

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

Thank God I was quiet be the popular kid and not read out loud was a bad look

 

[Black smoke and cac jokes]

shyt I can't lie, that was me

The worst part was that I was so loud and clownish in class that the teacher always looked at me when it came to reading out loud. One time it got so bad that my mom had to record her reading from the same book so I knew how to pronounce each word. Walking around with a ipod in my pocket listening to my mom was not the wave.

 

[3rdWorld]

The nasty trick was to repeatedly whisper ''Burgers and Hot Dogs'' if the struggle reader was nearby, and soon theyd blurt out Burgers and Hot Dogs in the middle of struggle reading a passage

 

[Belize King]

In 5th grade, the teacher was going around having us read. It was early in the year so we didn't really know each other like that and what to expect.

Got to this one breh and he prefaced his reading out loud by saying he's not very good at reading and he sounds alotta words out. "ok brehski go head we understand".

Ni99a started reading and right off the bat he was sounding out the 1st word. Ni99as in there clowning, not even trying to follow along because we in there cracking jokes to each other.

Breh was on that 1st word like 3 minutes sounding it out:

"Teh-hee............teh-hee...................teh-heeeeeeeee"

Young N's in there clowning and laughing cause it's just his bad luck that he has a hard word to start with.

Finally some girl helped him out and said "That word is THE"...



Ni99as looked in the book....and looked at each other.... "This ni99a sounding out THE".....

Imagine story time with his children.

The word is “the” Daddy. The Cat in the Hat.

You want me to read to you?