Nikkas Are Cool Until It's Time To Read In Class

[inndaskKy]

I remember flirting back and forth with this one kid for days , best friend was hating and everything because she liked him but we had chemistry. That instantly came to a halt the moment he got called to read

Since I was a super nerd, I immediately hit the
"She can have him"


Poor guy

There are female posters on the Coli in the year 2025???

 

[KingsOfKings]

I remember in the Army we were having training, about 30 of us and the instructors. Instructors said they were tired of reading so they were going round the room having everyone read a few paragraphs. Ni99as were mad uncomfortable yo! Got to this big country white boi and he started babbling and splaining not making any sense. Everyone looking at him like "Bro just read the few paragraphs we don't care that you have to go piss" or some shyt like that.

Cac turns red and yells out " We'll be here all day if I have to read . I CAN'T READ!!!!".

The entire room was . Someone yelled out "Well Damn". I'm dying recalling this event.

 

[rabbid]

yep. Brehs used to take that bathroom pass conveniently before the reading part started. Do that little lap and come back after the storm. And don't let it be health class talking about sex organs. You getting clowned at lunch for not knowing how to pronounce vulva. Like damn nikka we know u don't get no bytches can't even say vulva.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Now they’ve grown up, and be on Facebook talking nonsense.

Parents, read to your kids when they’re young, and take them to the library a couple of times a month.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

yep. Brehs used to take that bathroom pass conveniently before the reading part started. Do that little lap and come back after the storm. And don't let it be health class talking about sex organs. You getting clowned at lunch for not knowing how to pronounce vulva. Like damn nikka we know u don't get no bytches can't even say vulva.

 

[MidniteJay]

I slacked off hard in my English class during my freshman year in high school and for that I was placed in a remediate class for a semester during my sophomore year. There were many students in that class reading like the one in the OP. I was so embarrassed to be in that bytch that I aced everything so the teacher could bump me up to a standard class the next semester. Teacher gave me the and said she was gonna drop a dime on me if she ever heard I was placed in a "skills" class again

 

[Da King]

We’re celebrating that we have the dumbest kids in the world?

 

[inndaskKy]

We’re celebrating that we have the dumbest kids in the world?

We gave you banners didn't we?

 

[patscorpio]

Yeah this was a thing for real..I've had to stifle many a laugh from cats who were struggle readers

 

[valet]

Teacher "everybody has to read".

Us:

Then everybody ends up helping the non-reader so we can get through it. So embarrassing for that ngga

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I slacked off hard in my English class during my freshman year in high school and for that I was placed in a remediate class for a semester during my sophomore year. There were many students in that class reading like the one in the OP. I was so embarrassed to be in that bytch that I aced everything so the teacher could bump me up to a standard class the next semester. Teacher gave me the and said she was gonna drop a dime on me if she ever heard I was placed in a "skills" class again

Reminds me of the time I got sent to in school suspension, in 6th grade. They had us doing 2nd grade work… had me like

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Lmao....... the great equalizer..... so many mufukkas needed hall passes when passage reading time was taking place........ during their dripping sweat with the bubbles guts hoping somebody like me wanted a double and triple turn........ heaven forbid it was somebody in the team because the whole practice was def comedy jam crowd work on they ass

 

[Givethanks]

I thought I was a bad reader until we did the literacy test in 10th grade and enough of the student body failed


It's messed up how we'd always joke about it but not realizing how messed up it was back then.

 

[newarkhiphop]

I went from private to public schools basically overnight early high school years and yea seeing dudes my age that couldn't read simple sentences was wild and yes it was always dudes.

 

[Luke Cage]

Now they’ve grown up, and be on Facebook talking nonsense.

Parents, read to your kids when they’re young, and take them to the library a couple of times a month.

I learned how to read very early. maybe 3 or 4. Because my Dad was big into comics and i liked the pictures.
So we would read them together all the time. Eventually i started reading the comics on my own.
Went from comics to reading those goosebumps books in middle school. Stayed ahead of the curve simply because it was fun to me.

Crazy thing is i hardly read shyt now, unless you count online messaging