Speaking of my local work husband, I kinda want fukk him. I'm not going to, of course.
I didn't pay him too much mind but he's literally been super cool since we moved locations. We don’t work for the same company but have similar positions within our seperate companies. I did him a solid and gave him some free game a few months ago that helps his numbers significantly.
After that he said he was gonna buy me lunch...cool. I thought I was getting some Door Dash. I asked him what my budget is and then he changed it to "take me to lunch"...hmm okay. Then it was taking me "somewhere nice." Then he made a joke about me "scooping him up soon."
Now he's a little smooth and has a little game, I'll give him that. He's been really good at playing it cool but...
This nikka doesn't know I'm a man eater. I'm so good with men at this point it's kinda not even fair. He isn't ready.
Just a side note, I have been on my best behavior since we have been at this location. I have a huge personality and I use to run my last building. I was hyper competitive and it made the building soooo much fun. Everyone in the building use to be in our office constantly. I have been trying not to do too much here. That went out the window today.
I decided to have a Halloween Contest for my team and decorate our office for Halloween. I wish you could have seen the other teams light up. They loved it and he especially could not stay away. I hope they decorate too so we could get some life in this dry ass location. He was supposed to be doing orientations but he came into my office every chance he got.
My coworker has been on this trip about how strong the men in the building are and getting them to show off their strength. She tried to do everything in her power to get this nikka to lift something heavy and he would not do the shyt. She has no game whatsoever.
I told her "Watch this

" and had this nikka doing curls with me and her 2 minutes later. She loved it. He loved it.

I got a kick outta that. They're lucky I ain't on that demon time because I'd have them both on the ride if their lives. But it's only fun flirting for me. I ain't trying to break no more hearts or create a messy situation over a fleeting curiosity. But it was a fun thought.
His cousin is his direct report and his jaw almost hit the floor when he saw him lifting us. I think his cousin told him to fall back because he tried to chill out a little but couldn't stay away.
Somehow he managed to glide back into my office.
The building got everyone food and the conversation turned to people's diet. His direct report was smoozing with my team a little and my work husband started accusing him of "showing out for the girls"...yes the same nikka who was just curling us like dumbbells was accusing some else of showing out for women.
Anyway, my work husband started saying something about having a good diet and only eating good food. I looked him dead in his eye and asked him "What type of good food do you like to eat?" This nikka broke character and started stuttering so hard I almost laughed.
I didn't ask him in a sexual way but I have this thing I can do where I came say something in just the right appropriate tone of voice to sound inappropriate. If I am not speaking directly speaking to you then you probably won't notice it. It so freaking subtle but it has never missed.
Honestly I have no idea how I learned to do it. It just kinda showed up one day. I haven't used it in years but today was the day.
After that he damn near tried to run away. It was time to go at that point so I decided to stop fukking with him.
I ain't shyt. I was bored and decided to have some fun. I got a kick out of making half the building horny.
On Monday I'm gonna ignore all of them...gotta keep them on their toes.
Why am I like this? Lol