Potential facebook post even though it'd mean exposing myself to the coli wolves
As one of Adrienne's three black friends I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you that she's not a racist. This is all a big misunderstanding and YOU are all racist for thinking SHE is racist.
I've known her for 7 months. We met at an art gallery when she asked me what the hell I was doing there. It was nice to have someone say hi since I was the only brother there and folks normally aren't as friendly. When I told her I enjoyed early impressionist work, she complimented me on how well I spoke. Ahhh, the beginning of a new friendship.
We speak regularly and she's even invited me over to her house! Now what racist would invite black people over to their house? I had to stay outside though, she said the smell of cocoa butter makes her sick. And she giggled something about monkeys on her porch which struck me as odd. Anyways she's a fine companion! Even told me I don't act like the rest of 'them'. She always says the nicest things.
Listen, why don't you racist blacks and everyone just calm down? If you don't want white people dressing up like this or saying 'nikka' (which I totally told her was cool) then why don't you stop it, huh? Slavery and racism is over and you are racist for remembering it.
So what if she replaced the traditional 'Ommmm' to 'nappyheadedhooooooooooooooooooooooommmm' for one class? So what?
Then they all asked me to teach them how to C-Walk afterwards.
Sincerely, one of Adrienne's 3 black friends. She said that's enough so don't try to be her friend if you're a darkie.
Thoughts? Anything I should add?