Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[Mr.Plan B]

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[irishfury]

I was on an amtrack and had a room. Played poker with some girls and it esculated.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I agree with everything except women wanting attention, ..sorta. It could just be because I was raised around so many men but I've never wanted attention like that, most male attention is perverted anyways. The only attention I want is from a man I know, love, and respect. It's true some crave it though, but if a guy I am feeling is holding out on the attention (AKA letting me believe someone else is getting his time) it's onto the next one, I'll just assume he's not interested and or cheating. So I'm not sure that's the best advice. I'm just one woman but I'll give you a list of lies men like to tell themselves about women and you tell me what you think

-All women crave attention.
When in fact, most don't. It's just because the ones that do are very loud and obvious with it, giving the impression off. YES, women want to feel beautiful and appreciated but men want to feel valued and appreciated. For every woman out here thirst trapping on Instagram, there's a nikka rushing home to post up his newest Jordan's that he skipped 2 months of child support for. Craving attention stems from not getting acknowledged as a child. I was the only girl and very cute so I got all the attention I'll ever need from 2-10....personally.

-All women want the flyest nikka in the room.
Another lie that can be attributed to the women that do, just speaking up more about it. Three of my housemates are dating respectable, loving guys who are in no way the coolest cats around and you never know what's really going on in a relationship but I'd say they're happy. I want a man that's respectable, clean cut, and one my dad will approve of. Chicks that want the flyest nikka in the room just want bragging rights anyways.

-All women go through a hoe phase.
Lies. A promiscuous chick was gonna be promiscuous as soon as she got the chance. I know girls that turn down MILLIONAIRE dikk (few actors, son of a rap mogul, etc.) in my building. Dudes just do this to try and put a label on all women.

-Women don't care about a guys body count.
Guys like to say that a guy that gets around has traits women find attractive, but honestly no woman with self worth is really checking for a dude who prides himself on being a walking dildo. A guy that has alot of sex is only impressive to other guys because they prioritize p*ssy and put it at the top of their life goals list.

-All women fall in love with sex.
Lies. A lot of guys have been used for sex but because the mechanicalness is very prevalent in this society's men, they try to see it as a good thing. Use me, baby.



I don't expect you to read all this.

My Friday night kinda like

Fellas, I hope yall don't listen to any of this bullshyt

Of course people shouldn't speak in absolutes about what women want. But the shyt you spew on here is pure nonsense

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Born with it. Didn't even have to try.

 

[Hatianleo]

Had my boy whip, went to the mall saw shorty and her friend, walked up to them when they were about to get on the bus. She got my number she called me told her get off the next stop took them to the crib, my boy aint smah but i got mines though

 

[Wise]

Chick added me years ago on FB by accident, thought I was someone else. Never deleted her. 4 years later after she added me she posted a pic, it was like 2am nd I was horny. I forgot she even existed. Just messaged her saying whats up.

I think we texted a few times, never spoke, a few days later when I seen her in person we went to a playground by her crib (no she wasn't a little girl ). Word I didn't even say more than a few sentences, told her I should give her a massage. Kept going lower and lower, she aint say nothing. Tried to fukk her by the tree, couldn't do that mad uncomfortable... just took her to the whip. Word it couldn't have even been 7 mins from meeting her.

to the brehettes who make it easier

 

[Wise]

college was crazy- i went to a top 10 party school back in the day
some women i didn't even get their first name
i don't think this current generation has any frame of reference

specific example??
i left chemistry lab about 9 pm on a thursday night and went to the tables (study area) to get a coke
i was about to drop my money into the machine when a voice said "it's not working"
i turn around and it was this blonde girl so i was likehello there
i asked her if she was studying for a test
she said no and sounded kind of annoyed
i just said "i live nearby, [name of cross-streets], you wanna come chill with me??"
she closed her book and started packing up her bag
for a second i was shook like i had offended her delicate sensibilities
i thought she was going somewhere else to study, or maybe she was about to report me to campus cops
but instead she was like "okay, lead the way"
it was maybe 6-7 minute walk to my place
she talked about being sick of her major, she hated the classes, her study group were idiots
i just listened
i unlocked my front door, we went in, i closed the door
she dropped her bookbag and we started making out right there
i know the whole thing sounds insane but i was fukking her raw within minutes
afterwards i got beers, she asked if i had any pot but i didn't
laid there for a while, fukked again
after that she was like "well, i gotta get back"
gave me a kiss, got dressed, and left
like literally i had been her study break
i passed by the table a couple of times the next week but never saw her again

shyt sounds like a movie

COLLEGE TEEN kicks soda machine

College Teen: Darnit! Those were my last quarters!

Female Voice (O.S.): It doesn't work.

He turns around to see an angelic, but tired BLONDE GIRL. She smiles.

He too.

 

[Wise]

Awe I got stories for days in college.

I was in a frat and as much as other nikkas hated it, p*ssy was plentiful. Easiest pusy I got I was talking to these chicks this girl pulls on my shirt. I already knew the deal, asked her if she wanted to go in my room. fukked her within 2 minutes no name no nothing. Her friends were beating on the door telling her they wanted to leave but I kept saying lets keep going until I nut shyt was comedy.


My junior year I was real into meek mill " I told her meet me in the bathroom". I fukked like 5 chicks in the bathroom that year. Easiest one this girl just came up to me and started grinding on me. I moved her into gradually towards the bathroom door and just start fukking her. Didnt lock the door this time though. Somebody opened with me having her bent over the toilet straight raw dogging. Next thing I know theres like the whole party in there taking pics and shyt. Never knew that bytch either.


First week sophopmore year me and my boy get some food before we start drinking. These 4 freshmen girls were outside chipotle with these few freshman dudes. We start chatting em up and seeing if they wanted to come over. They was like we want to now. The dudes they were with were like aye can we come too. We was like naw . Scooped these bytches up and took em to the crib. The dudes were yelling at them as we were leaving. "Sarah WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US SARA. YOU fukkING c*nt WHORE" shyt was hilarious. Anyway fukked the lightskin before the party even started. The others got fukked as well.

That first week of school the p*ssy was just so easy


Just three of many other stories in college.

Im too young to be wifed up These stories are just reinforcing Im not bboyfriendmaterial idk what im doing right now

 

[ejthompson23]

Was attending Miami Dade college 3 years ago...while leaving the student life section I bumped into this girl on my way to the parking lot...she asked what's the rush, I said I gotta go home to rest up before work...asked where I stay, next thing I know she was leaving wit me and I was smashing...whole thing took bout 45 minutes...

 

[Vilified not verified]

shyts real y'all.

 

[Vilified not verified]

Ain't no bytches checking for me on tinder if it makes you feel any better.

 

[DreadHead P]

Easiest p*ssy I ever got was in Tijuana at Aduelitas and Hong Kong

niccas don't know about the Hong Kong Bar, I jerked off standing over a lesbian couple while they 69'd in one of the private rooms there, shyt gets wild in tj

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Went to this bar/lounge in NYC called 2ii's on 14thst. Dope lil spot always had bad bytches in there and the music was popping. In the middle was a dance floor and all around that was couches. End of the night the crown clears out and I see my boy all the way in the back of the club and he is standing on the couch waving me over. Go over to him and he's with 2 japanese females, he's like this girl wanted to meet you. I sit down next to her and she says "my name Atsuko, you come home?" shyt yeah!

We are walking out the club and I look down and spot a $20 under a bar stool. That was cab fare to her crib in BKN.

We get to her crib and she got a nice spot, top floor of a brownstone. Homegirl hardly speaks any english but motions for me to sit down, she tells me she is gonna wash me and makes me a bath, washes me and gets me a robe, makes tea, eggs and grits. She is originally from Japan, moved to Hawaii and now to BKN.

Its about 5am and we go in her bedroom and and she worships my black meat but proceeds to beg me to cum in her cause she wants a black baby. I cant deny a begging fine ass female so I bust all in them guts. She aint get pregnant I hit once more after that but the lack of ass and communication was a turn off.

When I woke up that initial morn I almost punched her ass in the face, I open my eyes and her big head asian alien head ass was staring at me and I had no idea where I was, she found that hilarious but my heart was pounding yo, I thought I had finally got abducted

 

[CountryBoyL]

Got this thick black joint number out the blue during a cook out. Hit her up 2 weeks later for the first time, she let me come over n I beat in her cousin crib while watching ATL. smashed my roommates fine ass sister during our house party,bent her over the sink

 

[Bless't]

Went to this bar/lounge in NYC called 2ii's on 14thst. Dope lil spot always had bad bytches in there and the music was popping. In the middle was a dance floor and all around that was couches. End of the night the crown clears out and I see my boy all the way in the back of the club and he is standing on the couch waving me over. Go over to him and he's with 2 japanese females, he's like this girl wanted to meet you. I sit down next to her and she says "my name Atsuko, you come home?" shyt yeah!

We are walking out the club and I look down and spot a $20 under a bar stool. That was cab fare to her crib in BKN.

We get to her crib and she got a nice spot, top floor of a brownstone. Homegirl hardly speaks any english but motions for me to sit down, she tells me she is gonna wash me and makes me a bath, washes me and gets me a robe, makes tea, eggs and grits. She is originally from Japan, moved to Hawaii and now to BKN.

Its about 5am and we go in her bedroom and and she worships my black meat but proceeds to beg me to cum in her cause she wants a black baby. I cant deny a begging fine ass female so I bust all in them guts. She aint get pregnant I hit once more after that but the lack of ass and communication was a turn off.

When I woke up that initial morn I almost punched her ass in the face, I open my eyes and her big head asian alien head ass was staring at me and I had no idea where I was, she found that hilarious but my heart was pounding yo, I thought I had finally got abducted

I enjoyed that story. Thanks breh.