Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************
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malbaker86
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aww fukk it 
*you will begin dating CNN anchor suzanne malveaux
*it will be rough, odd, dangerous sex
*during a broadcast she will announce plans to get married to you, without discussing it with you
*you will marry her and she will wear a tux during the wedding
*she will be a mean wife and dictate your every move
*you life will be miserable
*you will try to leave but she will send her goons to bring you back
*everytime you are brought back, she will punish you by making you have a 3some with her and Rachel Maddow
*to escape the pain you will develop a Heroin addiction
*the heroin use will unlock an amazing skill to play the Saxophone
*you will put out an album of 80's porno flick sax music and make millions
*Suzanne will take all the money and spend it on Rachel
aww fukk it
*June 2014 you will spill coffee on Tom Ford at the Airport in Chicago
*He will then notice your bummish clothes and invite you to his condo to upgrade your gear
*He will leave you alone there while he goes to find clothes in your size
*A young woman will then enter the room and automatically seduce you
*you will make the sweetest love to her
* it will turn out to be his 13yr old niece
reup
*Dec of this year, you will meet Lauren London at a fundraiser for left handed children with learning disabilities
* You will begin a relationship with her
* a child will be born
* Lauren's other baby father, Lil Wayne will hire some Hatian thugs to kidnap you and leave you on a lone island near Fiji
* Wayne will raise your son and make him a rapper
* Your son will call Wayne his daddy in public and kiss him on the lips
* They will get matching tattoos
*your soon will have a lean addiction and overdose along with Wayne in a Rally's drivethru
:cube:
*you invent a alcohol infused panty liner that not only keeps panties unstained during women's periods, but also keeps the vagina fresh smelling and also inebriates the user
* You will make millions
* you will move to LA and begin dating Chelsa Handler
* after a coke fueled romp you will get into an argument and lay hands on her
* you will assault a police officer and go to jail
* you will enter rehab after losing your company
* as you contemplate suicide you will get the idea to make a tampon that has a tracking device and become a millionaire again
Action Jackson
Can I live
*you invent a alcohol infused panty liner that not only keeps panties unstained during women's periods, but also keeps the vagina fresh smelling and also inebriates the user
* You will make millions
* you will move to LA and begin dating Chelsa Handler
* after a coke fueled romp you will get into an argument and lay hands on her
* you will assault a police officer and go to jail
* you will enter rehab after losing your company
* as you contemplate suicide you will get the idea to make a tampon that has a tracking device and become a millionaire again
chelsea handler?
i see why i would contemplate suicide:damndamndamn:
Gone head and 
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the kid with a prediction....
