*Random Thought....Ugly like her Mother

[HimmyHendrix]

So i was dating this girl for about 2 months and things were...lets say amazing.The sex was on point and she was a good girl.We used to kick it damn near every weeknd in between our schedules because we both worked.So after about a month she started getting extremely comfortable with me telling me she couldn't wait for me to meet the fam and shytespecially her mother.I was reluctantbut not crazy because in my mind i figured to take it slow but u know how that go with women the D sometimes makes there mind blurry.So i thought nothing of meeting her mother.Plus, i just knew that her Mom had to be a dime or looked like a dime back in the day because the jawn was bad af but you know what they say looking at a girls' mother can give you an idea of what she might look like in the near future.So we went over to her mother house after good sex and bumping to Miguel Kaleidoscope DreamI was nervous because you know.So her mother opens the door Smfhi literally died while standing up lol her mother looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.I know im probably going to hell but after that day i cut her offthe future aint always pretty brehs gollum - Google Search

 

[wet landscapes]

 

[Tunez]

 

[agnosticlady]

 

[bcrusaderw]

That girl won the day you cut her off.

 

[KOOL-AID]

ayo yall nikkas kill me...this nikka said almost died standing up :deadkoolaid:

 

[agnosticlady]

ayo yall nikkas kill me...tthis nikka said almost died standing up :deadkoolaid:

For a second I thought you said, "Yayooooo". Reminds me of my Nigerian family members, lol.

 

[HimmyHendrix]

That girl won the day you cut her off.

 

[KOOL-AID]

For a second I thought you said, "Yayooooo". Reminds me of my Nigerian family members, lol.

lol

 

[agnosticlady]

lol

Do/Did any of your family members ever say that? My mom would always say that when she thought something was funny.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Do/Did any of your family members ever say that? My mom would always say that when she thought something was funny.

idk maybe, i wld have to hear it bein pronounced to be sure.

 

[ADK]

nikka maybe her dad was a dime

 

[HimmyHendrix]

nikka maybe her dad was a dime

What

 

[DIMES]

nikka maybe her dad was a dime

Aye you's rig......


HOLD UP

 

[iBrowse]

ayo yall nikkas kill me...this nikka said almost died standing up :deadkoolaid:

If I had photoshop I woulda replied with the smiley rotated so he's standing