Royal Rumble 2014 = Pure Comedy

[AquaCityBoy]

Ryback should have ended Punk's reign at HIAC

NO.

 

[Silkk]

NO.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The company you're defending:

-Thought that Tom Magee was the next big thing.
-Wanted to push Lex Luger over Bret Hart.
-Attempted to saddle Steve Austin with gimmicks like "The Ringmaster" and "Chilly McFreeze."
-Saddled The Rock with that awful "Blue Chipper" gimmick that nearly ruined his career.
-Killed Jericho dead when he was hot in 1999 because "he didn't know how to work" (Dude was supposed to be a major player in the WrestleMania 2000 build. Ended up in a midcard triple threat).
-fukked up the most unfukkuppable storyline in history with the Invasion.
-Nearly released John Cena before Stephanie randomly heard him rapping before 2002's Halloween SmackDown.
-Tried everything in their power to get CM Punk released before he got to the main roster, and probably would have cut him AFTER he got to the main roster if not for a timely intervention by Shawn Michaels.
-Tried to give Vladimir Kozlov the WWE Championship when fans were DYING for Jeff Hardy to win it.
-Had CM Punk job clean three straight times on PPV when he was WHITE hot in 2011.

...I mean, I could really go on and on and on.

They're successful damn near in spite of themselves, rather than because of any wrestling genius the Stamford brain trust has.

Get 'em

 

[Zero]

*edit, I can't read

 

[Mook]

The company you're defending:

-Thought that Tom Magee was the next big thing.
-Wanted to push Lex Luger over Bret Hart.
-Attempted to saddle Steve Austin with gimmicks like "The Ringmaster" and "Chilly McFreeze."
-Saddled The Rock with that awful "Blue Chipper" gimmick that nearly ruined his career.
-Killed Jericho dead when he was hot in 1999 because "he didn't know how to work" (Dude was supposed to be a major player in the WrestleMania 2000 build. Ended up in a midcard triple threat).
-fukked up the most unfukkuppable storyline in history with the Invasion.
-Nearly released John Cena before Stephanie randomly heard him rapping before 2002's Halloween SmackDown.
-Tried everything in their power to get CM Punk released before he got to the main roster, and probably would have cut him AFTER he got to the main roster if not for a timely intervention by Shawn Michaels.
-Tried to give Vladimir Kozlov the WWE Championship when fans were DYING for Jeff Hardy to win it.
-Had CM Punk job clean three straight times on PPV when he was WHITE hot in 2011.

...I mean, I could really go on and on and on.

They're successful damn near in spite of themselves, rather than because of any wrestling genius the Stamford brain trust has.

He also didnt want Austin to ever be on the mic as the ringmaster

Lets not forget completely burying the Nexus

fukkin up Awesome Truth

Having "the rebel" shyt on the protesters when Occupy Wall St was red hot.

Having CM Punk come back after 3 weeks and still claiming Cena is the real champ even though Punk didnt even make it through one ppv absence.

Storyline of the year with punk have him get beat by Alberto summerslam for a one month reign

Having Brock debut and immediately lose to Cena and have Cena no sell the complete beating he got after by making some fakkit ass long feel sorry for me promo.

Completely burying Zach Ryder.

Completely Burying Dolph Ziggler.

Still trying to make Jack Swagger work.

Building up Cesaro only to completely bury him.

 

[Riley Escobar]

It seemed obvious that, once they realised the crowd would shyt on whoever was #30, make a quick change, remove Mysterio and let Barrett take his place. At least that way the heat would have been directed at him because he's a heel

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wanted Daniel Bryan as #30...I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS..."

 

[DaylitoJames]

He also didnt want Austin to ever be on the mic as the ringmaster

Lets not forget completely burying the Nexus

fukkin up Awesome Truth

Having "the rebel" shyt on the protesters when Occupy Wall St was red hot.

Having CM Punk come back after 3 weeks and still claiming Cena is the real champ even though Punk didnt even make it through one ppv absence.

Storyline of the year with punk have him get beat by Alberto summerslam for a one month reign

Having Brock debut and immediately lose to Cena and have Cena no sell the complete beating he got after by making some fakkit ass long feel sorry for me promo.

Completely burying Zach Ryder.

Completely Burying Dolph Ziggler.

Still trying to make Jack Swagger work.

Building up Cesaro only to completely bury him.

To this day I still don't understand what the speech Cena made after he beat Lesnar at Extreme Rules was gonna lead to... it was just random.

 

[thaKEAF]

The most disgusted I've been after a WWE PPV maybe ever. So glad the fans pushed them to change.

 

[TOP LAD]

Was a 9/10 classic PPV for me

 

[R=G]

The reaction was great but the facial reactions after the end of the Elimination Chamber match were nearly as comical as the Taker loss.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

To this day I still don't understand what the speech Cena made after he beat Lesnar at Extreme Rules was gonna lead to... it was just random.

bruh, i was so upset about that shyt. Just completely no sold what the hell happened 2 mins prior

 

[ML29]

To this day I still don't understand what the speech Cena made after he beat Lesnar at Extreme Rules was gonna lead to... it was just random.

it seemed he was going to be taking a break from tv to sell the beating but instead lesnar left and he stays to do the usual super Cena crap for the rest of the year.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Smart marks are worse marks than regular marks. How could they have underdog Bryan overcome the Authority and win the belt at WM if the Authority wasnt holding him down? They wanted the fans to feel like they had power by getting behind Bryan, so they had to make everyone mad by having Dave win the RR. You see what happens to people that get over on their own, and when it doesnt fit the plan.

Think you know more than a family that's been doing this since the 1950's brehs

The same family that lost themselves three quarters of a billion dollars?

 

[TrueEpic08]

Having Brock debut and immediately lose to Cena and have Cena no sell the complete beating he got after by making some fakkit ass long feel sorry for me promo.

Building up Cesaro only to completely bury him.

Totally forgot about Brock. Take the biggest draw in MMA history and nonsensically job him out to Cena in his first match back...because you're still mad about getting embarrassed in court by him seven years before.

...and the way they've squandered Cesaro's talent and fan support is disgraceful. Just disgraceful. From white hot after Mania to a random JTTS four months later. How does that work?

 

[So UnThotful]

Building up Cesaro only to completely bury him.

I really think they succeed with this, t Went to a House Show last night... His Entrance was dead silent