Rubbing out a nut 30 min before a bytch shows up

[2Quik4UHoes]

why not just get head first
then after u nut eat her out
then fukk

You can't just be eatin a bytch twat off break. fukk that, I gotta get sucked off by that chick at least a few times before I consider it. It's all about settin the tone, I want that chick boppin like its the standard and routine between us. Her gettin her p*ssy licked is a bonus for her or exclusively for gf/wifey.

 

[Vado]

I think you're lying. I get more p*ssy than most people I know, and I haven't had 70 to 90 women. Either you're lying, or you're telling the truth but you're old as shyt. One or the other.

And the point is that once that first nut is out, you can normally go on longer once the p*ssy comes.

I lost my virginity young

I really started fukkin when I was 16.... I'm 24 now. On average I sleep with around 9-11 women a year. This year alone I've been with 16 diff bytches and it's only July
I don't gotta lie my nikka. When you master the game it's so easy..

You can last longer. You can also double dip... Get ya first nut... Relax and get the second nut

 

[onelastdeath]

I swear busting a nut is like cleansing your body of demons. You bust that nut and all of a sudden realize you can see the Matrix. Everything becomes black and white and you can determine what actually matters and what doesn't.

When I'm blasted I do this thing called the "Back To The Future Nut"

You gotta be high off some strong piff. Give backshots to whatever bytch you fukkin, and then right when you're about to nut, think of all the biggest nuts you ever had, and all the baddest bytches you ever nutted on while fukking. You gotta be high tho, so the shyt can be vivid.

 

[onelastdeath]

I lost my virginity young

I really started fukkin when I was 16.... I'm 24 now. On average I sleep with around 9-11 women a year. This year alone I've been with 16 diff bytches and it's only July
I don't gotta lie my nikka. When you master the game it's so easy..

You can last longer. You can also double dip... Get ya first nut... Relax and get the second nut

I started fukking at 14, end of 8th grade. Right before HS. I'm 20 now.

And I got maybe 30-33 bodies. Including girlfriends, parties, one time things, FWB etc. I'm not tryna call you a liar, but 70 seems like a lot. But maybe you just got it like that.

 

[MaccabeanRebel]

I swear busting a nut is like cleansing your body of demons. You bust that nut and all of a sudden realize you can see the Matrix. Everything becomes black and white and you can determine what actually matters and what doesn't.

My older friend invited me to an open house where he was meeting a realtor. My friend's wife was there too, trying her hardest to convince my friend to buy the house ASAP on some "we done looked everywhere, this is the best option and we can afford it. We can have children here.... "

I'm there trying to convince him to weigh his options, don't do anything hasty, yea the house looks good but you never know what else is on the market until you check. The realtor siding with his wife on some "I find that whenever I listen to my wife I make a great decision *cac laughter*"

My homie weighed all the opinions gravely, lookin like Obama in the Situation Room, and then was like "one sec, I have to use the rest room..."

We all waiting in the living room wondering what's gonna happen next. He comes out the restroom 10 minutes later looking like he just took a 10 hour nap like "aite, imma wait and look at other options." His girl gave him the stink face, but he gave me a look - a slight, half second glance. It was all I needed to see. The realtor saw it too. We looked at each other and realized we both had the same thought in our heads.

I was like

realtor like

my friend lookin like

I never verbally confirmed it, but to this day I'm convinced he went in that bathroom to bust a nut and came back clear headed.

Was it the best decision doe...

 

[Piff Perkins]

Was it the best decision doe...

hell yea. They found a cheaper place in a better school district. Downside was they found it like 7 months later I guess, but still. I'd rather take longer to make the right decision than make the wrong one faster.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

When I'm blasted I do this thing called the "Back To The Future Nut"

You gotta be high off some strong piff. Give backshots to whatever bytch you fukkin, and then right when you're about to nut, think of all the biggest nuts you ever had, and all the baddest bytches you ever nutted on while fukking. You gotta be high tho, so the shyt can be vivid.

I be way too high for all that thinking. Only thing I think of when I'm fried and I'm in the p*ssy is to destroy shyt I gotta make her tap out. lmao, I be abnormally focused cuz of the herb its like I'm in some Zen like place. My body fukkin but my mind is just high as fukk.

 

[tmonster]

Caught some fye head from this girl in my building the other day. She was going in on it. I busted a nut and she kept going. Had ya boy like

 

[onelastdeath]

I be way too high for all that thinking. Only thing I think of when I'm fried and I'm in the p*ssy is to destroy shyt I gotta make her tap out. lmao, I be abnormally focused cuz of the herb its like I'm in some Zen like place. My body fukkin but my mind is just high as fukk.

Funny shyt bruh.

I remember the first I copped some OGK off one of my homies and some Widow off another one of my homies (both who became rappers, and left my ass to quit weed cold turkey until I found a new budman) I put both them muhfukkas in the same swisher.

And I had this bytch over in my crib from Manhattan. I was so high my nikka, I literally was drooling while I was giving backshots. Droolin all over this bytches back. I look down and there's just nothing but spit on her lower back.

 

[tmonster]

tell her you just want to cuddle

 

[Da King]

Reading these comments...... I realize that a lot of you don't have sex often

I've slept with over like 70 to 90 women

Why are ya'll masturbating before sex

What's the point. Hopefully ya'll nikkas not old..

Ejaculation is all mental. And even if you do not early. Take a 2 minute break... Joke, talk, get head... What ever..... And dive back in for round two.

Why waste the sensualization with your hand?

So you 24 doing 90 different women? fukk outta here with these wilt chamberlain numbers

 

[Vado]

So you 24 doing 90 different women? fukk outta here with these wilt chamberlain numbers

How many months in a year? 12

How many weeks in a year? 52

How many days in a year? 365

You telling me it takes you a whole month to sleep with one chick?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Funny shyt bruh.

I remember the first I copped some OGK off one of my homies and some Widow off another one of my homies (both who became rappers, and left my ass to quit weed cold turkey until I found a new budman) I put both them muhfukkas in the same swisher.

And I had this bytch over in my crib from Manhattan. I was so high my nikka, I literally was drooling while I was giving backshots. Droolin all over this bytches back. I look down and there's just nothing but spit on her lower back.

lmfao, I can't even remember if I drool or anything. All I remember is I was inside her, we were sweating, and I busted a nut. That shyt be like time is frozen, I swear weeded up sex turns me into a savage. I love watchin bytches squirm with pleasure shyt is beautiful when the post nut clarity hits me....

 

[onelastdeath]

How many months in a year? 12

How many weeks in a year? 52

How many days in a year? 365

You telling me it takes you a whole month to sleep with one chick?

No, but I'll give you an example. My best year was 2012. And I had I think like 10 bodies that year. Remind you, that includes girls I started working on in 2011, and girls I met in 2012.

Once again, I aint saying you a liar, but 70 TO 90 is a lot.

 

[Da King]

How many months in a year? 12

How many weeks in a year? 52

How many days in a year? 365

You telling me it takes you a whole month to sleep with one chick?

Breh stop, that's really your logic? Issue isn't smashing, it's the fact you smashed 90 DIFFERENT broads, that's not easy to do, and to be only 24 and achieve such a feat?