Russ OPENLY Admits to Faking his Hamstring Injury Because He Had To Come Off the Bench :laff:
rbksNgirbauds
Even on the court we stay flyy, Jada & A.I.
Nahhhhh, what Russ really was saying is that upon receiving the news that he'd be coming off the bench, it triggered the firing of radical nerve signals to his brain, causing a chemical imbalance, throwing off the equipose of his biomolecular system, delaying key biological processes and eventually, the hamstring tweak . Nothing to do with ego
His contract is the problem...Paying a 3rd option 35-40% of your salary cap is asinine, especially when you don't have roster depth...I don't blame Russ for that, I blame Laker management and Lebron/AD.
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This is a terrible statement but Russ is not the reason why the Pelicans are about to get another top ten pick from the Lakers.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Treating coming off the bench like it got him in an infomercial accident.
He hasn't ruined it to me but he's washed and refuses to accept it
OneManGang
Veteran
Russ going to the Lakers was absolute GOLD from an entertainment standpoint. It doesn’t get much better than this
OP think he slick. He used “Russ” bc it can either mean Russell Wilson or Russell Westbrook.Where in that statement he admit to faking an injury
He still had a hall of fame run
It’s been all downhill since his MVP season; he’s been a bad player pretty much ever since then. Too damn caught up in chasing box score numbers instead of playing the game.
He could’ve had a great career, even if he didn’t win anything, but there’s no hope of rectifying that now.
Bad player that still back packed a few teams at least to the playoffs
He can retire right now as a hall of famer and a top 75 legend even with his slug brain ending
Womb Raider
sigh….*unzips pants*
Not Muscle Chestbrook 
Software
RIP Future Gohan
Facts. I wouldn't mind seeing him on the team again next season albeit with a drastic paycut to account for his current level of play. Then get some shooters and rebounders! Need a couple 3 and D guys and players who can create their own shots too.
