why cant they just stay at home with their beautiful, doting ruski women, drink some shots of Stoli, watch Последний богатырь: Корень зла, Мажор. Фильм, maybe Кто-нибудь видел мою девчонку? or Ганзель, Гретель и Агентство Магии...maybe munch on some Kamchatka, Pelmeni, Barabulka, or Sirniki......quick wrestle with a bear......game of chess with some more Stoli....
have a nice hot bath, get fellated......have a snooze....
fukk war and invading countries.........that shyt isn't the wave anymore......so many more enjoyable things to do......