Scumbag Stories

[MaxPain]

Man....







Let me look thru the archives. I posted it on here a while back.

 

[Hater Eraser]

Subs

And weight limits

 

[killacal]

I'm uglygang so my stories aren't too crazy.

I got this one ex that I smash whenever I want by just promising a relationship.

I don't know how she still falls for it

I know that bytch remedial yall ain't shyt

 

[Da_Eggman]

I met a girl pick her up at her crib
she wanted to shoot pool

I really didn’t want spend any time with her at all honestly so I talked her into chilling by a park for a lil first

Smoked a lil got a BJ and wanted to just take her home now

but she wasn’t having it got all loud like what you think I’m just a hoe or something you can’t even chill with me

I was like nah nah nah we can go shoot pool chill baby

Drove to the pool hall was next to a club that was packed and only parking in the way back

so I was like here I’ll drop you off at front and go park so you ain’t gotta walk all that way


Dropped her off drove the fukk off blocked her number and never seen her since

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• One time I gave this side jawn a promise ring I was supposed to gave this girl I used to talked to at the time. All because I just wanted some p*ssy which I got and hurt the other girl in the process.
• I shytted on my ex because she was mad that I didn't want to spark up a relationship with her because out of boredom. I called her all types of ugly and quite frankly she wasn't really receptive to the shyt
• I made up a story that I was sick to this girl I was talking to in order to see this jawn in Jersey. She thought I was recovering when I seen her the next day...whoo boy

Pleading the fifth with other shyt that I'd done. Lets just say that I came along way from them dark days of being young dumb and full of you know

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Lightweight shyt here.

I can remember messing with this lil shorty in Charlotte. Met her at A&T, and kept her around as my little party girl.

Anyways, I was in town and hit her up to hang. We ended up going to Bar Louie and getting tore up. We in my car, and she’s trying to fukk but i suddenly got to feeling guilty and was like nah I’m not gonna do this. We was in my car, and ole girl had gotten out her pants, and was playing with herself while I’m telling her nah I’m not with it. She’s drunk as fukk, begging for the D, calling my girl all kinds of bytches and shyt cause I’m telling her I’m not gonna do her tonight because I don’t wanna do my girl dirty. Anyways, it’s like 15 degrees outside and I tell her she’s gotta go, because I’m tired and I’m ready to go home. I gotta drive back to Winston, and I’m tired. Ole girl gets out my car, and she ain’t got nothing on but a damn shirt and some panties, walking across the apartment complex parking lot to get in her dads apartment. I guess she was too drunk to feel how cold it was outside. I get home, and wake up to my mama asking me who’s pants those are in my car. Told her, “mama, I don’t know.” She hit me with that “ alright , don’t mess it up with your girlfriend.” Ole girl called me that next day to call me a dikk. Met up with her again in Vegas that summer. Just so happened to be there while I was there.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Lightweight shyt here.

I can remember messing with this lil shorty in Charlotte. Met her at A&T, and kept her around as my little party girl.

Anyways, I was in town and hit her up to hang. We ended up going to Bar Louie and getting tore up. We in my car, and she’s trying to fukk but i suddenly got to feeling guilty and was like nah I’m not gonna do this. We was in my car, and ole girl had gotten out her pants, and was playing with herself while I’m telling her nah I’m not with it. She’s drunk as fukk, begging for the D, calling my girl all kinds of bytches and shyt cause I’m telling her I’m not gonna do her tonight because I don’t wanna do my girl dirty. Anyways, it’s like 15 degrees outside and I tell her she’s gotta go, because I’m tired and I’m ready to go home. I gotta drive back to Winston, and I’m tired. Ole girl gets out my car, and she ain’t got nothing on but a damn shirt and some panties, walking across the apartment complex parking lot to get in her dads apartment. I guess she was too drunk to feel how cold it was outside. I get home, and wake up to my mama asking me who’s pants those are in my car. Told her, “mama, I don’t know.” She hit me with that “ alright , don’t mess it up with your girlfriend.” Ole girl called me that next day to call me a dikk. Met up with her again in Vegas that summer. Just so happened to be there while I was there.

Where is the scumbag part

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Man...

I got way to many scumbag stories. But ill provide one for content.

Use to have this girl who i started dating when she was 17 and a virgin of course i go thru smash and we end up dating for 4 years. But in that time i ended up smashing her sister as well on the side. The sister did not give a fukk she just wanted to smash and keep it moving since the sisters where really close. So close i was smashing the sister and just straight smashing my girl afterwards. for a while i was getting off watching her taste her sister p*ssy off my D. i ended up getting both pregnant but luck was on my side both got the coat hanger. They was mixed mexicacs so they had the freakness in them.

 

[Max.]

Had this 40 year old half asian...im 28 at the time...she has a 19 year old daughter i didnt meet until 6months in...shes basically loves fukking(my ex told me stories about how her daughter was fast)...she didnt trust her daughter around me...

So after i meet her one...one day i get a facebook request....we small talk...i say im not on alot...n she says add her snap...

She would talk nasty...send lil pics like from her waste down in pjs...n she was thin but she had these big ass tittys like her mama... i almost got nudes but she got scared n told her mom(my ex gf) ...

I denied everything called her daughter a liar( shes known for lying) lmao.... luckily the bytch didnt screen shot it

I woulda still denied it sayn i dont have snap or some shyt

 

[Sex Luthor]

A year after high school I was messing with this chick I worked with but I wasn't really feeling it after a while. It was basically just fukking. On my lunch break I started going to subway to talk to this spanish chick i knew from school that worked there. We started feeling each other and I knew I had to break it off with my girl to be with her so I had to figure some shyt out.

The girl I was with came to my house everyday I didn't work with her so one day I knew she was on her way. For some reason I liked tacos after we fukked bc I smoke weed . I invited subway girl to the house before she got there. She pulls up with tacos and shyt. I walk outside like "what's that?" She said "I got tacos bc... You know" . I acted like I was pissed off. Yelling about her only wanting sex and just expecting me to jump when she says and I yank the bag out of her hand and grab the 3 tacos and threw them at her. It took all my strength not to laugh at the lettuce and shyt on her shirt. I said "fukk this. It's over. I can't do this" and walked inside. I get there and my sister is crying laughing asking me why did I throw them at her. I told her "I got carried away" and busted out laughing. Subway girl was in my room the whole time and my now ex was sitting in her car with lettuce and taco meat on her shirt crying. I smashed both for a short time until my girl broke up with me bc I "was acting different". Stayed with subway girl for a few months after.

Straight scumbag shyt

 

[010101]

from birth i never had any energy for drama

so i always been honest

i am fair & just at all times so i always get what i need out relationships

ultimately i find broads always return to their greatest source of comfort & pleasure

so why would i repel them by being on some fukk shyte¿

i truly love women ha

*

 

[Arcavian]

My name is Arc and I have done evil. I told this story on sohh but I'll tell it again

I was dating this chick but things weren't really working out. We will call her Instahead. (About the name: one time I came to her dorm room for a weekend of fukking but her period came So I told her for ruining my weekend you have to give me instant head, and she did all weekend, my god it was amazing)



Anyways...

We were trying to do the long distance thing but . She breaks up with me and I start talking to a girl that lived in Indiana, it was back in 05, online dating wasnt a thing and we had just been cool on a messageboard, but now that I was single things started picking up. Instahead didn't like this shyt. The Indiana girl bought me a plane ticket to come see her for a weekend. I got flewed out

The day before I went I met Instahead in a park and actually tried to fukk her but she wasnt going for it all. She was sick and depressed about the whole thing

Anyways...

Me and the Indiana girl have all kinds of nasty sex in the hotel but Instahead called my phone her phone and the hotel phone over and over. She was cussing talking shyt talkin crazy you know how people do

Well during one particular sex session the Indiana girl gets on top of me in reverse cowgirl and starts screaming and yelling like I'm beating it up but I wasnt really in her yet....

She had called Instahead and put on that show for her

Instahead called me one more time and told me she was going to kill herself then hung up, the Indiana girl sent her a message saying to make sure she goes down the street and not across the road

I tried to call her back but no answer. I was worried but the Indiana girl was a bad bytch...

That Saturday morning I couldn't have wrote a better scene, the sun is coming through the hotel window and the Indiana girl was naked in my lap glowing, I asked her to be my girl right then,she says yes.. it was a truly beautiful moment

So the rest of that day we go all around Indianapolis, we then return to the hotel and have more raw sex. That Sunday I get on the plane and head back to Houston. When I get to Houston my phone starts blowing up, Instahead is calling, I pick up and she said she needs to see me I tell her to meet me at my dorm. She shows up, I sneak her in and she is mad. She shows me her wrist and I see the gash across it. I grab her hand and say "I didn't know you cared about me like that

It was absurd... But it worked

We end up having raw animal sex all morning. It was fukking amazing. At some point I got her some wet rags so she could take a hoebath with. what I didn't know is while I wasn't in the room she has been snapping pictures of everything in my dorm room and sending them to my girl in Indiana

I tell Instahead that we should keep some distance between us, and she agreed, she leaves

I'm feeling like the man, and then I got that phone call

 

[Swirv]

I'm not really svumbag like that worst I did was tell a girl I was fukking I wanted a relationship but didn't. She threw hot grease on my face but the burn blended in my skin well so I tell people it's just a birthmark. Plus I have a beard that covers it.

This is why I never bullshytted about wanting more with women. Glad you didn’t sustain too much life changing damage Breh.

 

[RJThaGreat]

Keep em comin!!

 

[HellRell804]

My name is Arc and I have done evil. I told this story on sohh but I'll tell it again

I was dating this chick but things weren't really working out. We will call her Instahead. (About the name: one time I came to her dorm room for a weekend of fukking but her period came So I told her for ruining my weekend you have to give me instant head, and she did all weekend, my god it was amazing)



Anyways...

We were trying to do the long distance thing but . She breaks up with me and I start talking to a girl that lived in Indiana, it was back in 05, online dating wasnt a thing and we had just been cool on a messageboard, but now that I was single things started picking up. Instahead didn't like this shyt. The Indiana girl bought me a plane ticket to come see her for a weekend. I got flewed out

The day before I went I met Instahead in a park and actually tried to fukk her but she wasnt going for it all. She was sick and depressed about the whole thing

Anyways...

Me and the Indiana girl have all kinds of nasty sex in the hotel but Instahead called my phone her phone and the hotel phone over and over. She was cussing talking shyt talkin crazy you know how people do

Well during one particular sex session the Indiana girl gets on top of me in reverse cowgirl and starts screaming and yelling like I'm beating it up but I wasnt really in her yet....

She had called Instahead and put on that show for her

Instahead called me one more time and told me she was going to kill herself then hung up, the Indiana girl sent her a message saying to make sure she goes down the street and not across the road

I tried to call her back but no answer. I was worried but the Indiana girl was a bad bytch...

That Saturday morning I couldn't have wrote a better scene, the sun is coming through the hotel window and the Indiana girl was naked in my lap glowing, I asked her to be my girl right then,she says yes.. it was a truly beautiful moment

So the rest of that day we go all around Indianapolis, we then return to the hotel and have more raw sex. That Sunday I get on the plane and head back to Houston. When I get to Houston my phone starts blowing up, Instahead is calling, I pick up and she said she needs to see me I tell her to meet me at my dorm. She shows up, I sneak her in and she is mad. She shows me her wrist and I see the gash across it. I grab her hand and say "I didn't know you cared about me like that

It was absurd... But it worked

We end up having raw animal sex all morning. It was fukking amazing. At some point I got her some wet rags so she could take a hoebath with. what I didn't know is while I wasn't in the room she has been snapping pictures of everything in my dorm room and sending them to my girl in Indiana

I tell Instahead that we should keep some distance between us, and she agreed, she leaves

I'm feeling like the man, and then I got that phone call

Jesus, Indiana girl was more of a scumbag than you