Scumbag Stories

[Originalman]

Back in the day (late spring/early summer)
my ex (who i was done with) saw me at this
restaurant with this bad ass chick and was furious.
giving me hateful looks the entire time
I sipped drinks and romanced tenda.

two days later i wake up and get ready to
hop into the ride and the tires are slashed
and white paint is splashed all over my shyt.
me being who i am i didnt even call or text her.
waited until it was like 10 below zero and
paid a smoker 20 bucks to break every
window in that bytch out......front and back.


Money well spent

And we have a winner...



Revenge is a dish best served cold.....pun intended...

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Goddamn some of you all are getting the penthouse level suite in hell

 

[Originalman]

I met a girl pick her up at her crib
she wanted to shoot pool

I really didn’t want spend any time with her at all honestly so I talked her into chilling by a park for a lil first

Smoked a lil got a BJ and wanted to just take her home now

but she wasn’t having it got all loud like what you think I’m just a hoe or something you can’t even chill with me

I was like nah nah nah we can go shoot pool chill baby

Drove to the pool hall was next to a club that was packed and only parking in the way back

so I was like here I’ll drop you off at front and go park so you ain’t gotta walk all that way


Dropped her off drove the fukk off blocked her number and never seen her since

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I told a girl I was sick, make me food. She made me a shyt ton of food and brought it by. The food was actually for myself and another girl that was coming through later tonight.