Serious question. What's up with crab and lobster?

[HabitualChiller]

It actually tastes like turkey.

 

[darealvelle]

Not a big seafood person. I will only eat crab or lobster If I know for a fact it is cooked well.

 

[rantanamo]

What do y'all eat? Shyt with 80 ingredients and you don't know what 75 of them are?

The whole trash or dirty animals argument is ridiculous if you eat plants, which are literally grown in the shyt of various insects and animals.

 

[General Mills]

nikka, I went to visit some of my creole family down in Louisiana. We ended up going to a neighbors house for a party.

I get over, table laid out.

All my cousins was pointing to this one dish telling me to try that.

With this devious smirk on their faces that I ain’t catch at first cuz I was looking at all the food.

I tasted that shyt “hmm taste just like chicken.”

Everybody buss out laughing cuz I just ate Alligator penis.

Penis nikka.

Told me it was some kinda delicacy. And was like some natural viagara.

All I know is I went ham in some creole bitty that night.

I’m dying at the last line

 

[invalid]

I’m dying at the last line

Bruh, I came back the next day like any leftovers?