Signs She’s a Bird Thread

[PharaohAtem]

Has different colors of wigs

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

She's not vaccinated.​

 

[Vodun]

• She is a cna
• Has a bunch of tats
• Junky ass apartment
• Dirty ass bathroom
• Calls everybody breh
• Cars is junky
• Always talking about celebrities and social media shyt
• Has no real goals outside chasing dudes

 

[Peter Popoff]

Shea butter queen.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Ya'll nikkas just naming hood rat traits. Watch a bytch with a degree and a career run ya'll nikkas pockets

 

[The Realist Perspective]

When she places a higher level of importance on career goals than familial goals.

When she has more male friends than female friends.

When she stays on social media and aligns a lot of her slang/thoughts/beliefs to what she sees there.

Drinks every day/weekend.

Smokes every day/weekend.

Goes outside with a bonnet on her head.

Has never been in love or a relationship by the age of 25 but has definitely been fukkin.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Ya'll nikkas just naming hood rat traits. Watch a bytch with a degree and a career run ya'll nikkas pockets

 

[International S.]

has lots of pics in hotel rooms...

 

[hatealot]

Ya'll nikkas just naming hood rat traits. Watch a bytch with a degree and a career run ya'll nikkas pockets

We can talk about bird ass lawyers and nurses too. Let's get to it.

I forgot about teachers too.

When they think their English degree or degree in mass communication means some shyt.

 

[cheek100]

Animal Print

Overly arched eyebrows

 

[MikelArteta]

Demonic Redflags For The Satanic Database

 

[Spliff]

Animal Print

Overly arched eyebrows

...and large hoop earnings

@Mowgli you know what to do

 

[General Mills]

She drives a 5 to 6 year old Nissan Altima with any of the following:

bubbled up tint on the back window

fuzzy pink steering wheel cover

Optimo or Swisher guts covering the floorboard

City Girls or ( fat ) Gucci Mane playing through a aux cord

two kool aid stained boosters seats in the back ( not properly fastened to the anchor points )

Mismatch tires with uneven wear

Trunk full of random clothes and stripper pumps and no spare tire

Cloudy headlights


Any combo of these things tread carefully brehs.

 

[General Mills]

Demonic Redflags For The Satanic Database

Must reading for any Coli breh.

 

[MikelArteta]

Must reading for any Coli breh.

if pj washington read that

Animal print
Racc00n eyeshadow
Fake eyelashes
Bangle earings
Overly arched eyebrows
Friends with whores
Tattooes
Smiling out one side of her mouth
Revealing clothing
Obsessed with large genitals