Signs She’s a Bird Thread

[King Poetic]

1. When they say forget the past focus on the present…. Meaning my past slutness shouldn’t effect what I am today….

2. Ask a woman out and she says sure but tell u everything is good as long as we don’t go out over in this particular area… MEANING SHE WAS GETTING SMUTTED OUT IN THAT SIDE OF TOWN

3. Majority of her ex dudes was ex cons

4. she’s in her late 30s and 40s still trying to live a hot girl summer

5. driving a Honda with a missing hubcap and 30 day tags expired

and these different decals on the wall

 

[CASHAPP]

Women crack their phones more because women Jeans often don’t have front pockets so they keep it in their back pocket. And even their back pockets are less secure than the back pockets of a man’s jeans

So it’s always sticking out and more likely to fall. Hoes are on their phones more often but most women in general are always on their phones

this is why it’s always cracking. I can’t believe the coli hasn’t figured this out by now

 

[CASHAPP]

If any woman looks like she got a BBL done or talks about it, she is a promiscuous women. She is getting an enhancement to draw more attention to herself physically in real life or on social media to draw numerous attention and money from multiple men . That isn’t what a virtuous woman who is looking for one man does.

Women who randomly cut off their hair out the blue after years of long hair and talk about new freedom and beginnings. Long hair on women is feminine and represents their feminine nature. if they do something like that out the blue they are often crazy or promiscuous, often both.

Women who always talk about learning to love themselves and discover their worth. This one can depend, sometimes it’s a situation of a woman who was molested as a child and has gone to treatment and still struggles with the situation, but still never became promiscuous like the stereotype of many women who were abused at a young age. However a lot of these women who use that phrase whether touched or not, often end up being promiscuous. So this statement can go either way but it’s another sign

Wandering eyes….latinas are infamous for this. It’s a famous coli thread on that. Women in general who do this are major birds. Thots and promiscuous women always have this glare in their eyes like they are hungry for dikk.

 

[Rozay Oro]

She breathing

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Too much perfume
Excessive cursing

 

[OneTimeforTheMind]

CNA
Follower when it comes to music
Post dumb ish on facebook
Cheerleader in HS

 

[Neuromancer]

She likes to travel.

 

[tuckgod]

If she doesn’t have a solid relationship with her mother and grandmother who are both great women with content husbands themselves, don’t marry her.

 

[Legal]

She drives a 5 to 6 year old Nissan Altima with any of the following:

bubbled up tint on the back window

fuzzy pink steering wheel cover

Optimo or Swisher guts covering the floorboard

City Girls or ( fat ) Gucci Mane playing through a aux cord

two kool aid stained boosters seats in the back ( not properly fastened to the anchor points )

Mismatch tires with uneven wear

Trunk full of random clothes and stripper pumps and no spare tire

Cloudy headlights


Any combo of these things tread carefully brehs.

The specificity

Although I appreciate your continued efforts to get the word out on Nissan's under spoken role in our community's fukkery.

 

[Neuromancer]

those furry sandal/slide things

I also assume these women have bacterial vaginosis .

 

[Neuromancer]

Wears Jordans.

 

[Vilify]

If she bases everything on astrology or constantly talks about "energy".

 

[mamba]

Trend hops to the latest alcohol.

Lives for the weekend.

 

[King Poetic]

If she bases everything on astrology or constantly talks about "energy".

perfect example.. is this chick here…

she’s a former pornstar and now all into this astrology shyt now… she’s always at swamp meets with her daughter .. have to admit she has a phat ass in person, but she’s goofy and crazy

 

[Rozay Oro]

Wears Jordans.

Lol what do you wear breh?