You fukk with Samantha's southern quisine round your wayWelcome to NYC breh
As a Bed-Stuy representative, I'd recommend the Bed-Stuy Fish Fry if you happen to be in the neighborhood. Good food but nothing to travel all the way to Halsey St. from Queens for. Pretty sure you could find similar quality somewhere in Southside Queens. To the rest of my NYC brehs, I love and appreciate the anecdotes. Greatest city
fukking Malba. The first time I drove through there it was like driving into another world.
It's hidden in plain sight. It's almost scary. My dad used to say that's where all the rich mobsters lived.
Nah, unless you live in the true suburbs where it's 99% white people (Fresh Meadows and everything between that and Long Island like Bayside, Douglaston, Little Neck) then nah. I've lived in a few different parts of Queens and it's always been rowdy, usually on weekends and especially in the summer.
Let me tell you right now, if you live in Ozone Park, Richmond Hill, Jamaica, or Woodhaven, you will not sleep at night. The fukking Guyanese/Trini people won't let you. They have weddings damn near every weekend and they play soca/calypso and other Indo-Carribean music from afternoon to night the other 5 days of the week.
shyt be having you like Jerry at :47-1:03
Also someone put up a detailed map showing all of these neighborhoods you are talking about. Nikka thinking it was the boroughs only, but y'all got so many neighborhoods within the boroughs
NyC brehs
What's "LIC" and "Uptown"?
LIC is Long Island City, in Queens very close to Manhattan, being gentrified to tremendous levels though, luxury apartments, hipsters, all that shyt.
Uptown is upper manhattan
So Harlem and BX are closer to Manhattan and BK and Queens are on the other side of the bridge?
Yes, but it takes longer to get to BX from Manhattan than Queens or BK from Manhattan depending on where in Manhattan you are, look at the map lol.
Where are all the Rican and Dominican mamis? Do they fukk with brehs with good hair?
Uptown and the Bronx mostly, you'll find them scattered through other parts of NYC though.
Some are racist, some aren't.
How much is the daily train pass?
No such thing as a daily train pass, a single ride cost 2.50 but most people I know get a monthly (112 dollars for 30 days) cause you end up saving money
Where are the hipster cacs?
Hipster cacs are taking over everywhere, many areas in a brooklyn,starting to come into Queens, such as LIC and Astoria, as far east as Sunnyside/woodside.
Hipster cacs also lower manhatan, all over the place
And also taking over uptown slowly
Where are the most desirable places to live outside of Manhattan? What is the most affordable part of Manhattan?
I'd suggest living in central queens along the train (flushing/corona/elmhurst area), I live in a cool spot, no hipsters, affordable. I like the spot but I could see why some people don't.
Most affordable part in Manhattan, up up town where no one wants to live.
fukking Malba. The first time I drove through there it was like driving into another world.
It's hidden in plain sight. It's almost scary. My dad used to say that's where all the rich mobsters lived.
This is Queens??
Where the fukk am I?" I remember as a kid crossing the Whitestone Bridge (bridge from queens to BX) and when you look down there's this one house that has an enormous pool and I always wondered where those houses were. Then my dad took me and showed me
Also someone put up a detailed map showing all of these neighborhoods you are talking about. Nikka thinking it was the boroughs only, but y'all got so many neighborhoods within the boroughs
NyC brehs
What's "LIC" and "Uptown"?
So Harlem and BX are closer to Manhattan and BK and Queens are on the other side of the bridge?
Where are all the Rican and Dominican mamis? Do they fukk with brehs with good hair?
How much is the daily train pass?
Where are the hipster cacs?
Where are the most desirable places to live outside of Manhattan? What is the most affordable part of Manhattan?
If you want to fukk them that bad and you pretend to be on the self hating tip, just say that you one of them to fukk one. THEN drop the bad news later 
