I've seen some funny stories about scraps at work, but I've never been involved.... The closest I came to really wanting to harm someone at my job was the first job I had after I had moved to NC. I used to manage the records for a law firm in their Raleigh office. My boss was in our Atlanta headquarters, and I expected to get my marching orders from her. Now the funny thing is, the day I started, one of the practice groups had left, and the office manager who had hired me, she was leaving with them to join another firm. So in the meantime, there's no real structure or direction. I didn't care because my boss was in another office. I had ideas on how things should be run, cause these attorneys would be losing files left and right. So part of my solution was that I would come in early, like 7:00, and do an inventory of where the files were, who had what and where. The trade off would be that I would leave at 3:00-3:30. I told my manager in Atlanta and she was on board with it. It was a success; no more wild goose chases looking for "lost" files, and everyone was happy. 
One day, I come in, and I see the managing partner had requested a file the day before, after I had left. So I get it, bring it to his office. No biggie. In the interim, the "head of secretarial support" is walking around like she's a big shot. She basically oversaw two temporary secretaries, and was trying to justify being kept on by making herself seem more invaluable than what she really was. So this broad comes by my room and is asking me in a rush, "Did you get that request Murray sent yesterday?" I'm like "I gave it to him this morning" "Oh, OK, good, good" Now I walk over to Murray's office and ask his secretary, "Did Murray need that file urgently yesterday?" She's like "No, he knows that you leave at 3:00, so he figured you'd get it to him once you saw it" So now I'm looking at this other broad with the side eye, wondering why she's all in my business, and she ain't even my manager.
Fast forward a few weeks later, and after about a year, they finally hired an office manager. So she's meeting with different groups to get an idea of what it is that we do. She comes to sit with me and see how I operate, and Nancy (head of secretarial support) comes to sit in also. I'm looking at her like 

 but I roll with it. I only address the office mgr, and when Nancy asks a question I make short replies. The office mgr gets the vibe, cause I always mention "my manager Marty in Atlanta". So she's satisfied with what she sees. A little while later she conducts midyear reviews, basically talking with people I work directly with. She calls me in, and I kinda walk in like 

 cause I know that everything been running smooth. Everyone (attorneys, secretaries) got love for ya man and the way he moves. So I get down to the part on the report where Nancy has decided to make remarks, talking about how I was absent when files were needed, I always seemed to be gone in the afternoon. Now, remember, I don't have any work with this chick. So I look up, and the office mgr says "yeah, I thought you'd want to address that. Would you like me to call her in to discuss this?" "Yes, absolutely" When she comes in and sits down next to me, she won't even look at me. I wind up shooting down everything she says, with the help of the office mgr, who says, "do you know that he's gone in the afternoon because he comes in at 7?" 

 "no I was not aware of that" "You don't need to be, my manager already knows"  So later on that day, after she got put in her place, I'm in the hallway with some coworkers laughing about something, and she comes up and tries to join in on some "Oh Vic you're funny" I go from 

 to 

 right away and tell her "I am not joking with you. We are not like that. We are not friends. You could be on fire and I wouldn't even bother to urinate on you" and walked off. I was so hot that she thought that she could come up and act like everything was sweet. Where I came from, everybody knew what the get down was. If you came at someone, you knew yall now had beef. I was shocked at how desirous I was of doing physical harm to this broad.
Sorry for the essay, brehs, I saw this and had to vent. 
