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:mjlol:I don't understand how people like to go so hard at work when they desperately need the job.

People be trying to bully each other in a damn work place environment off the strenght that they hoping you need to job enough not to whoop they ass. :jawalrus: You swinging that pregnant girl kinda crazy hahaha.

Second chick sounds like a snake and a coward, she deserved it. Lucky you won when she was lying on you like that. Ole petty miserable ass chick:skip:

Lol I laughed at that too cuz we passed each other in the parking lot everyday (which was not on the company's grounds). She could have approached me on the outside. She tried to be a snake too....tried to get the team to lie on me saying I called her out her name and hit her first. One chik actually did write that in her testimony and the fukkboi supervisor tried to lean his story in her favor bc they were friends, but by the time the panel read my version and what the witnesses wrote, they concluded our storylines matched and I was telling the truth and threw out the supervisors testimony. They didn't even acknowledge the testimony of the coworker who lied for the chik. Lol Lucky for her I matured and learned from the pregnant chik incident cuz that's the ONLY reason I didn't fight her.
 

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Lol I laughed at that too cuz we passed each other in the parking lot everyday (which was not on the company's grounds). She could have approached me on the outside. She tried to be a snake too....tried to get the team to lie on me saying I called her out her name and hit her first. One chik actually did write that in her testimony and the fukkboi supervisor tried to lean his story in her favor bc they were friends, but by the time the panel read my version and what the witnesses wrote, they concluded our storylines matched and I was telling the truth and threw out the supervisors testimony. They didn't even acknowledge the testimony of the coworker who lied for the chik. Lol Lucky for her I matured and learned from the pregnant chik incident cuz that's the ONLY reason I didn't fight her.
You still had to work with that bytch supervisor tho and the coworker. Cant stand how people only get brave inside the safety of the building. :francis:

You really got lucky, even though you did nothing wrong. 9/10 times they would have snaked you outta that job:wow:
 

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You still had to work with that bytch supervisor tho and the coworker. Cant stand how people only get brave inside the safety of the building. :francis:

You really got lucky, even though you did nothing wrong. 9/10 times they would have snaked you outta that job:wow:
Lol Naw, they had no pull. The supervisor quit a few months later and the coworker is irrelevant. She's old and annoying and is a known snitch, amongst other things. No one really likes or cares for her.
 

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Not really. I had to confront a dude (latino) using the n-word around me at work at the club. He asking me wtf my problem is, told him my prob was basically his spic ass using the n-word and I find it offensive and disrespectful. He aint even know why he was using it every third word. So now when we do work together he dont use it around me. Another time was when this club manager got wind from one of the hostesses that I wouldn't help clear up a table they was clearing for bottle service, i told the man bun wearing cac I dont clean tables and to get one of them mexicans to clean that shyt, I only do security. He said some shyt to me and we had to be separated by some people becauseI was throwing haymakers and I was gonna kill that cac. I ended up being asked to leave and can't work there no more for reasons of being too aggressive with customers and management, fukk outta here
 

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fukked a dude up on my job when I was 19 and didn't even get sent home :wow:

My manager was wrong though he should've sent one of us home or at least seperate us after the first hint that there would be violence because we got into a couple of arguments and then I couldn't take it and rushed him.

We used to joke around in my Warehouse alot so I rolled up some used plastic wrap into a ball and threw it at this dudes head. For whatever reason he was mad that day so he decided to throw a bundle of magazines at my face (hit me dead in the corner of my eye) so I punch him in the stomach twice and ask "what the fukk is wro g with you?" And he runs grabs a metal pipe and says he's going to kill me... the manager jumps in between us and dude runs away like a bytch.

Me still being heated confront him outside telling him to talk that big shyt without the metal pipe and he was just screaming like a bytch and this time one of my coworkers got in between us.

Now it's a bad idea to have us in the same area at this point but those two gut punches wasn't enough for me I had to get mine for that magazine shot.

We took two separate elevators to go back to the warehouse but they both got there at the same time so as dude is going in the door I run up behind him with a bundle of magazines and wait for him to turn around. I launched that shyt at his head as a warning knowing he would duck it (i didn't want to cheap shot him) by the time he's standing up after the dodging the magazine I rush him and tackle him into the concrete wall. Mind you dude was such a bytch the whole time he's trying to scurry away from me to get a weapon so I couldn't even square up with him. :martin:

I locked him in a headlock and just put knuckles to the top of his dome and face. All the while he's scratching my arms and he bit my hand which finally made me let go.

Meanwhile the coworker who broke us up the second time takes forever to go get the manager. By the time the warehouse manager comes dude is already free from my grip and is running to get a weapon (grabbed some kind of porcelain tile or some shyt and started talking that I'll kill you shyt again)

At this point I already whipped his ass (he had a bloody mouth and lumps ended up forming on his head) So I was good. Wasn't tryna hear him talk that fake shyt. After this though the manager finally put us in different departments. But we both got to stay at work. And this is at the airport mind you lol

Sorry for the long read


:russ: Good story!!!!! You crazy bruh! lol
 

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I've seen some funny stories about scraps at work, but I've never been involved.... The closest I came to really wanting to harm someone at my job was the first job I had after I had moved to NC. I used to manage the records for a law firm in their Raleigh office. My boss was in our Atlanta headquarters, and I expected to get my marching orders from her. Now the funny thing is, the day I started, one of the practice groups had left, and the office manager who had hired me, she was leaving with them to join another firm. So in the meantime, there's no real structure or direction. I didn't care because my boss was in another office. I had ideas on how things should be run, cause these attorneys would be losing files left and right. So part of my solution was that I would come in early, like 7:00, and do an inventory of where the files were, who had what and where. The trade off would be that I would leave at 3:00-3:30. I told my manager in Atlanta and she was on board with it. It was a success; no more wild goose chases looking for "lost" files, and everyone was happy.

One day, I come in, and I see the managing partner had requested a file the day before, after I had left. So I get it, bring it to his office. No biggie. In the interim, the "head of secretarial support" is walking around like she's a big shot. She basically oversaw two temporary secretaries, and was trying to justify being kept on by making herself seem more invaluable than what she really was. So this broad comes by my room and is asking me in a rush, "Did you get that request Murray sent yesterday?" I'm like "I gave it to him this morning" "Oh, OK, good, good" Now I walk over to Murray's office and ask his secretary, "Did Murray need that file urgently yesterday?" She's like "No, he knows that you leave at 3:00, so he figured you'd get it to him once you saw it" So now I'm looking at this other broad with the side eye, wondering why she's all in my business, and she ain't even my manager.

Fast forward a few weeks later, and after about a year, they finally hired an office manager. So she's meeting with different groups to get an idea of what it is that we do. She comes to sit with me and see how I operate, and Nancy (head of secretarial support) comes to sit in also. I'm looking at her like :dwillhuh: but I roll with it. I only address the office mgr, and when Nancy asks a question I make short replies. The office mgr gets the vibe, cause I always mention "my manager Marty in Atlanta". So she's satisfied with what she sees. A little while later she conducts midyear reviews, basically talking with people I work directly with. She calls me in, and I kinda walk in like :smugbiden: cause I know that everything been running smooth. Everyone (attorneys, secretaries) got love for ya man and the way he moves. So I get down to the part on the report where Nancy has decided to make remarks, talking about how I was absent when files were needed, I always seemed to be gone in the afternoon. Now, remember, I don't have any work with this chick. So I look up, and the office mgr says "yeah, I thought you'd want to address that. Would you like me to call her in to discuss this?" "Yes, absolutely" When she comes in and sits down next to me, she won't even look at me. I wind up shooting down everything she says, with the help of the office mgr, who says, "do you know that he's gone in the afternoon because he comes in at 7?" :ohhh: "no I was not aware of that" "You don't need to be, my manager already knows" So later on that day, after she got put in her place, I'm in the hallway with some coworkers laughing about something, and she comes up and tries to join in on some "Oh Vic you're funny" I go from :russ: to :stopitslime: right away and tell her "I am not joking with you. We are not like that. We are not friends. You could be on fire and I wouldn't even bother to urinate on you" and walked off. I was so hot that she thought that she could come up and act like everything was sweet. Where I came from, everybody knew what the get down was. If you came at someone, you knew yall now had beef. I was shocked at how desirous I was of doing physical harm to this broad.

Sorry for the essay, brehs, I saw this and had to vent. :lolbron:


Thank you for this post.....the funny thing is....work for the most part, unless you doing some grueling back breaking work, should be smooth sailing...it's this miserable fukks...who either hate their lives or are cut throat ambitious...or both.....want to project their misery onto everyone else.

Having to work with pieces of shyt like the one you described, is what makes jobs a living hell.
 

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almost, i was gonna whip this other technicians ass at the job that i was trailing to learn the organization way of doing things...
dis shyt all started once dude thought it was a cool idea to start calling me "shabba" as in shabba ranks. I know IM a pretty dark skin nikka so i would laugh at the jokes aswell, even my supervisor laughed and it was all cool cuz i know the bytches at work (Lashgroup) was digging me crazy, p*ssy being thrown at me constantly....anyhow, about 2-3 weeks in i said fukk it and flipped it on this midget nikka by start calling him "mini me" cuz dis nikka short as fukk, straight midget status, talkin bout he use to be some running back in school :mjlol:. So after i started the mini me jokes dude started acting funny with me, he aint wanna chop it up with me like we use to do, always kept his convos short with me and it was just disrespectful how he would do things when it came to me but at the same time dude would always preach dis "come at me like a man" bullshyt" in general cuz he kinda had issues with the other techs and managers we work with. He would never approach them he would just complain like a bytch to me like a coward... anyhow i started digging hard in dis nikkaz ass with the mini me jokes to the point where he flipped out on me twice and shyt, at that time i reminded him, nikka you started this, when you called me shabba it was all love and we all laughed, you aint about to bytch up now the jokes on you....

one day 3 techs were in the bench room, me, him and an older white dude. keep in mind this like my 2nd - 3rd week at work so im still training and he the one who suppose to train me.. we in the bench room and dude was doing something, filling out a form for an out of warranty repair so i decided to look over his shoulders. at this point dude tells me to back up, im like what?? he then repeated himself, could you step out of my space i dont like the way coffe smells... keep in mind all five floors of this building has 2 coffee machines and i have seen dude himself drink coffee so im like ........before i could say anything to dude, he got violent and slapped the table like a bytch and said some shyt in anger. at this point in like wtf? so i straight up told dat midget nikka dont fukk around wit da fukk around cuz i will whoop your ass right here nikka, i dont give a fukk bout losing this job, i will straight merk you right now dont ever disrespect me like that. anyhow, dude acted like a hoe ass bytch and ran away to his cubicle and never came back to the bench room for the rest of the day... i kinda felt bad, disrespected and was bit embarassed bout the situation so i wrote an email to him to let him know how i feel and stated that this has nothing to do with coffee, this all started when he decided it was cool to call me shabba not knowing i would flip it and dig in his ass....anyhow we later decided to meet up and we talked about it..dude still stuck with the story of him not liking the smell of coffee, so i said but ive seen you drink coffee and he said some shyt like, well, you know how it is, its like cigarette you hate the smell when you not smoking but.. anyhow we was never cool after that day.... oh yeah, dude had really bad breath and we supporting a call center with hellas hoes.....sooo many hoes was coming at me and they loved the fact i came from new jersey....I LOVE NC!!!
 
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Naw but had to break up one. One day the white boys in the metal shop I worked at thought it was funny to throw firecrackers at ppl. One of my homeboys named Marcus was riding by on a forklift carrying some parts on a skid. Guy named Matt tossed one on the pallet while another guy distracted him pretending like he needed buddy to go make a run for some more parts. Dude pulls off to bust a u turn and mid way it goes off. My man damn near jumps out of his seat then slams the breaks sending everything on the forklift flying.:russ: The guys bust out laughing but I could tell he was pissed.

So he hops off the lift finds a huge metal nut laying on one of the tables nearby and hurls it towards the guys. One guy ducks and the mood just switches up while Marcus creeping towards the group with the:demonic: look.

I knew shyt was about to go down but Im on a sissor lift about 20 feet in the air so I couldnt get down fast enough to really intervene. I yell down at Marc, "Aye, take it to HR dont do nothing youll regret bruh, cause me and you both know who theyll try to fire first"

He aint tryna hear shyt I have to say. He walks up to this biggest dude in the group gets in his face and starts cursing him out, calling him out his name no fukks given:mjlol:.. and its funny as hell to me because marc aint but like 5'7, 160 lbs. wet

This big 6'5 gruff looking white boy named John has his chest out huffing and puffing claming he aint have anything to do with it. They go back and forth while Im slowly decending down hoping they dont throw hands because Marc would definately get washed that night.I finally get to the ground and run in between them pull Marc away and walk with him trying to convince him he got too mich to loose getting into it with these cacs. Hes heated talking about grabbong his pistol but he eventually steps out the building goes sit in the car and smokes a cig to calm down... we eventually go to HR and I help explain the situation. There was some write ups and suspensions handed out luckily my boy came out without any repprocussions.
 

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Choked a dude out at work.


We worked in a call center. People clowned around a lot. This particular day dude was catching feelings about other people fukking with him. Come the end of the day I'm looking for my keys and can't find them. After about 10 minutes of looking someone else tells me dude hid my keys. So I go confront him about it and he acts stupid. I look behind his computer and see my keys. Grab them and tell dude.

"You better quit fukking wit me for I beat the shyt outa you:ufdup:"

He's still on the phone with a customer, puts it on mute and says

"If yo fat lard ass come over her talking shyt again........."

And I just grabbed him by his fukking neck. Another employee had to pull me off of him.

Most funny shyt was the customer heard him getting choked and after I let go he says to the customer

"Did you hear that? He just assulted me".

:mjlol:


Crazy thing was I almost didn't get fired. It was the end of the day so nobody saw it. I worked the whole next day and some hating ass nikka told one of the managers. They called me in the office, I told them what happened, they fired me right there.:smh:


:dead:
 

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Years ago I almost got into a fight at work, at the Hyatt. We had to be separated on a few occasions.. He was from Cuba and he used to act like he was Tony Montana. Bragging about how all the American women love him, they were easy to get. His accent, his body, how he could have any woman he wants, blah blah blah. I just started ignoring him. Fast fwd, months went by and I end seeing him in Shawnee park with this chick throwing the football. I walk up to him to get a closer look at her for real. Also trying to figure out why hes in my part of town as well. When I get close to him he gave me a really weird look. I noticed but I don't pay any attention. I was trying to be funny and introduce myself to her. I goes to shake her hand and I notice she only has one arm! I looked back at him and he had the dumbest blank :wtf: look on his face. When I tell you I LAUGHED SO HARD IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES. :russ:The look of defeat on his face was priceless. After that, he tried to dead the beef with me. Nah I'm to petty. I had 100 armless jokes on deck. He got fired not too long after that for trying to wash his personal clothes in the big washing machines and flooded the basement
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Not really. I had to confront a dude (latino) using the n-word around me at work at the club. He asking me wtf my problem is, told him my prob was basically his spic ass using the n-word and I find it offensive and disrespectful. He aint even know why he was using it every third word. So now when we do work together he dont use it around me. Another time was when this club manager got wind from one of the hostesses that I wouldn't help clear up a table they was clearing for bottle service, i told the man bun wearing cac I dont clean tables and to get one of them mexicans to clean that shyt, I only do security. He said some shyt to me and we had to be separated by some people becauseI was throwing haymakers and I was gonna kill that cac. I ended up being asked to leave and can't work there no more for reasons of being too aggressive with customers and management, fukk outta here
Cacs gon cac.

Initiated the fukkery then plays the victim with a dress on mad quick to get you fired
 

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almost, i was gonna whip this other technicians ass at the job that i was trailing to learn the organization way of doing things...
dis shyt all started once dude thought it was a cool idea to start calling me "shabba" as in shabba ranks. I know IM a pretty dark skin nikka so i would laugh at the jokes aswell, even my supervisor laughed and it was all cool cuz i know the bytches at work (Lashgroup) was digging me crazy, p*ssy being thrown at me constantly....anyhow, about 2-3 weeks in i said fukk it and flipped it on this midget nikka by start calling him "mini me" cuz dis nikka short as fukk, straight midget status, talkin bout he use to be some running back in school :mjlol:. So after i started the mini me jokes dude started acting funny with me, he aint wanna chop it up with me like we use to do, always kept his convos short with me and it was just disrespectful how he would do things when it came to me but at the same time dude would always preach dis "come at me like a man" bullshyt" in general cuz he kinda had issues with the other techs and managers we work with. He would never approach them he would just complain like a bytch to me like a coward... anyhow i started digging hard in dis nikkaz ass with the mini me jokes to the point where he flipped out on me twice and shyt, at that time i reminded him, nikka you started this, when you called me shabba it was all love and we all laughed, you aint about to bytch up now the jokes on you....

one day 3 techs were in the bench room, me, him and an older white dude. keep in mind this like my 2nd - 3rd week at work so im still training and he the one who suppose to train me.. we in the bench room and dude was doing something, filling out a form for an out of warranty repair so i decided to look over his shoulders. at this point dude tells me to back up, im like what?? he then repeated himself, could you step out of my space i dont like the way coffe smells... keep in mind all five floors of this building has 2 coffee machines and i have seen dude himself drink coffee so im like ........before i could say anything to dude, he got violent and slapped the table like a bytch and said some shyt in anger. at this point in like wtf? so i straight up told dat midget nikka dont fukk around wit da fukk around cuz i will whoop your ass right here nikka, i dont give a fukk bout losing this job, i will straight merk you right now dont ever disrespect me like that. anyhow, dude acted like a hoe ass bytch and ran away to his cubicle and never came back to the bench room for the rest of the day... i kinda felt bad, disrespected and was bit embarassed bout the situation so i wrote an email to him to let him know how i feel and stated that this has nothing to do with coffee, this all started when he decided it was cool to call me shabba not knowing i would flip it and dig in his ass....anyhow we later decided to meet up and we talked about it..dude still stuck with the story of him not liking the smell of coffee, so i said but ive seen you drink coffee and he said some shyt like, well, you know how it is, its like cigarette you hate the smell when you not smoking but.. anyhow we was never cool after that day.... oh yeah, dude had really bad breath and we supporting a call center with hellas hoes.....sooo many hoes was coming at me and they loved the fact i came from new jersey....I LOVE NC!!!
:russ: Was this a black dude? Some people can dish out a good joke but cant take 1 for shyte.
 
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