Naw but had to break up one. One day the white boys in the metal shop I worked at thought it was funny to throw firecrackers at ppl. One of my homeboys named Marcus was riding by on a forklift carrying some parts on a skid. Guy named Matt tossed one on the pallet while another guy distracted him pretending like he needed buddy to go make a run for some more parts. Dude pulls off to bust a u turn and mid way it goes off. My man damn near jumps out of his seat then slams the breaks sending everything on the forklift flying.
The guys bust out laughing but I could tell he was pissed.
So he hops off the lift finds a huge metal nut laying on one of the tables nearby and hurls it towards the guys. One guy ducks and the mood just switches up while Marcus creeping towards the group with the
look.
I knew shyt was about to go down but Im on a sissor lift about 20 feet in the air so I couldnt get down fast enough to really intervene. I yell down at Marc, "Aye, take it to HR dont do nothing youll regret bruh, cause me and you both know who theyll try to fire first"
He aint tryna hear shyt I have to say. He walks up to this biggest dude in the group gets in his face and starts cursing him out, calling him out his name no fukks given
.. and its funny as hell to me because marc aint but like 5'7, 160 lbs. wet
This big 6'5 gruff looking white boy named John has his chest out huffing and puffing claming he aint have anything to do with it. They go back and forth while Im slowly decending down hoping they dont throw hands because Marc would definately get washed that night.I finally get to the ground and run in between them pull Marc away and walk with him trying to convince him he got too mich to loose getting into it with these cacs. Hes heated talking about grabbong his pistol but he eventually steps out the building goes sit in the car and smokes a cig to calm down... we eventually go to HR and I help explain the situation. There was some write ups and suspensions handed out luckily my boy came out without any repprocussions.
look on his face. When I tell you I LAUGHED SO HARD IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES. 
You laughed at him and his 1-armed love?
Imagine if he came to work and said his girm had 1 arm, yall would have had jokes for days. 
AND HE WOULD JUST 
