Sports Quote Ether

[Gregg PopaBitch]

"I got one more than Shaq" - Bean, '10

 

[GetInTheTruck]

"hope you got a jumpshot in that box"

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I cant beleive I shook his freakin hand..that pisses me RIGHT OFF

because of the hit on kris draper. fukk CLAUDE LEMUIX

 

[superunknown23]

"hope you got a jumpshot in that box"

that's when Stacey King came into the locker room eating fried chicken

 

[ElMasChingon]

Some of y'all need to remove Jordans dikk from ya mouth! Too much MJ dikk ridin' in here.

 

[king1117]

MJ was ruthless but he got shyt done

 

[duck]

"I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!" ----T.O.

 

[Walt]

A whole lot of these joints ain't "ether" in the slightest.

That Mike Tyson joint is so crucial though. Good lord, that man is just... on some shyt beyond being on some other shyt.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Shannon Sharpe: I'll call the President! President, we need the National Guard! We need as many men as you can spare because we are killing the Patriots! So call the dogs off! Send the National Guard, please! They need emergency help, please ... They're coming! Help is on the way!

4 real that had to be the corniest shyt I ever seen on tv-

 

[gldnone913]

"It's like saying, 'Magic, should your wife give you another chance?'" Artest told WIBC radio on Friday. "He's saying Ron Artest should have no more second chances. What's worse — me saying I want to be traded or you cheating on your wife?"

 

[Rick Roller 10]

"If I face him 10 more times, il hit him 10 more times..I want to kill him!"

Jose Mesa

 

[That Good 510]

"If I had played my career hitting singles like Pete (Rose), I'd wear a dress." - Mickey Mantle

 

[charknicks]

"It's like saying, 'Magic, should your wife give you another chance?'" Artest told WIBC radio on Friday. "He's saying Ron Artest should have no more second chances. What's worse — me saying I want to be traded or you cheating on your wife?"

DAAAAAMMMNNNN. Now that is the definition of ETHER, folks.

 

[Ruby'sRevolver]

When Johnny was coaching with the Hornets in 1995 they had a good team. Glen Rice, Mourning, Johnson. Series was tied at 2 and Hornets had a chance to win game 5 in Chicago. On the biggest possession of the game, Mugsy had the ball with the Hornets down 1. Jordan backed off of him and told him: “shoot it you f—ing midget.” Mugsy shot it, didn’t come close. A year later Mugsy actually told Johnny Bach that he believes that single play ruined his career. His shot never recovered.

 

[holidayinn21]

A: ‘First of all, Deron’s not even close to that situation. What I’m saying is he’s got a little bit better cast than I did. It’s not dire straits for him. If you’re asking me if I feel bad for him? Absolutely not. No way.’ Q: Is it a better situation to keep your mouth shut and just let the organization handle things? A: ‘He’s fine, he’s fine. You know, just continue to play. They have some talented players there, they have a great coach. They’ll be fine.’ Then came the kicker from Bryant: ‘It’s not even close. They don’t even have Smush Parker on their team. It’s not even close.’”

"If I think a guy is a bum, he's a bum. When Smush [Parker] was here, I told you he was a bum."

"I'd rather own than be owned."

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