Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[goatmane]

‘Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker’ Box Office: Thursday Night Scores $40 Million – Deadline

3rd Update: Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is seeing an estimated $90M Friday per industry sources, which includes last night’s $40M. This currently puts the J.J. Abrams directed film between $190M-$195M for the weekend, which can’t be dinged especially at this time of year: It’s the third best opening ever for December. That number is ahead of tracking’s low $170M-$175M figure, and just under the $200M that the industry was expecting. Believe me, exhibition isn’t complaining about empty multiplexes now.

 

[Jefe Blanco]

By the way. As cool as Finn being FS was, Abrahams had this dude screaming REEEEEEEEYYYY like 10 times in this movie, I'm not lying. shyt was ridiculous

He also threw a few POOOOOEEE in there

Anyway, the movie was predictable,overlong and lacking any sort of tension. It’s a poor man’s version of Return of the Jedi, complete with a cameo from

Spoiler

the Ewoks

There’s some nice visuals and fight scenes but not enough to keep me from checking my watch waiting for the Skywalker saga to be retired for good..hopefully.

 

[Ribbs]

The Fast and Furious shade

Mention family drama and act like Dom doesn't preach about family brehs

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Bout to watch Last Jedi again

Only fitting to watch the movie Reddit ripped to shreds after seeing a movie ripped right off of Reddit.

 

[Busby]

By the way. As cool as Finn being FS was, Abrahams had this dude screaming REEEEEEEEYYYY like 10 times in this movie, I'm not lying. shyt was ridiculous

Spoiler

In the middle of her fighting Kylo he comes running all the way over there screaming her name like a simp. Made NO sense

 

[EnzoG]

Honestly this is my least favorite Star Wars its like they threw something together and the comedy was not good at all. Only a couple of parts were good but nothing in this movie worked for me.

 

[twan83]

Spoiler

In the middle of her fighting Kylo he comes running all the way over there screaming her name like a simp. Made NO sense

That's why them waves kept his simp tendencies in check and said breh

She dont want u go holla at shorty behind u

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Girl I’m dating had tickets to this shyt

it’s really fukking bad. Like I could have done so many other things with my time tonight


And yes Finn’s character is still limited to running around sweaty as fukk screaming “REY ” every goddamn scene. I’m not exaggerating

They need to fire Kathleen Kennedy and retcon this entire trilogy

 

[Deltron]

initial reactions




from the opening crawl...what in the fukk did I just witness.

I mean it wasn't a bad movie per se...but but what in the fukk was this

I didn't peek at any spoilers or leaks but were they accurate?

Spoiler: major

rey is a god damn palpatine?! what in the mother of fukk is this?!

did Palps have any kids or offspring in the EU?

None of the movies even mentioned it before

and this is why she's fukknig powerful? bulllllshyt

it was him all along? since force awakens? Shut the fukk up.

you fukk face, you really waited 30+ god damn years to make a move?

You can die multiple times and survive? Is that going to be disney's in and out in future movies?


and her last line of she's a skywalker....

 

[Starboy52]

initial reactions




from the opening crawl...what in the fukk did I just witness.

I mean it wasn't a bad movie per se...but but what in the fukk was this

I didn't peek at any spoilers or leaks but were they accurate?

Spoiler: major

rey is a god damn palpatine?! what in the mother of fukk is this?!

did Palps have any kids or offspring in the EU?

None of the movies even mentioned it before

and this is why she's fukknig powerful? bulllllshyt

it was him all along? since force awakens? Shut the fukk up.

you fukk face, you really waited 30+ god damn years to make a move?

You can die multiple times and survive? Is that going to be disney's in and out in future movies?


and her last line of she's a skywalker....

In regards to the spoilers...

 

[Deltron]

wow just wow. I'mma go back and read the leaks now

how in the fukk did this get passed first draft

 

[Dorian Breh]

Ya'll are dogging it but I legit liked the movie.

Change your username to The Rise of Skywalker, remedial ass nikka

 

[FooFighters]

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

 

[loyola llothta]

One last time "rrrreeeeyyyyyyyy"