Tech Insider: Why US Bathrooms Don’t Have Bidets

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

:sashuh:

Just watch this video breh


Ain't even know they had a massage option

Normally I woulda said fukk that cuz you ain't timestamp it but I needed to make sure... Those guys were wearing jeans and simulating the toilet experience



I'm asking you... did you put your ass directly on a public toilet? Cuz it had seat warmers?

 

[Maude]

How
U still supposed to use toilet paper with a bidet

If u not Gah damm

you would need significantly less.
If you peep the vid a bidet could lowers toilet paper spending by more than 75%

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I think they have ones that can roaat your anus and nuts with heated air.

Buddy taking a shyt and just think a lil stream of water cleaned him all good


nikka hop up and go about his day with a wet shytty ass


nikka slacks look like camo in the back

nikka coworkers all like

"gawd is that Gary smelling like that?"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you would need significantly less.
If you peep the vid a bidet could lowers toilet paper spending by more than 75%

Yeah if you are a disgusting piece of shyt

 

[old pig]

How
U still supposed to use toilet paper with a bidet

If u not Gah damm

maybe “destroy” was laying it on thick but if you watched the video it’s easy to understand how it could heavily impact the sale of TP

 

[old pig]

nikka slacks look like camo in the back

ok that’s fukking hilarious

 

[analog]

Normally I woulda said fukk that cuz you ain't timestamp it but I needed to make sure... Those guys were wearing jeans and simulating the toilet experience



I'm asking you... did you put your ass directly on a public toilet? Cuz it had seat warmers?

Ahhh now I get what you're asking.

I carry a travel pack of tissue and use it to wash the seat down with soap and water, dry it, then lay down some to sit on. That's why I need them shyts in my crib so my cheeks flush with the warmers.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

maybe “destroy” was laying it on thick but if you watched the video it’s easy to understand how it could heavily impact the sale of TP

Take a shower with just water then blow dry



Tp alone

Bidet and tp


I need baby wipes, bidet and tp

I need a cleansing agent

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

We talking bidets??

Seen this one joint in Tokyo that had an electronic menu with an assortment of options to choose from. You can choose from male/female options, with each having different pressure, and location where the water is squirted (number one or two).
Thing had a heated seat, and you toggle through the levels of warmth

Whole thing was in Japanese so I'm pressing random buttons on that thing and my face cycling through and then when you hit the right level for the heated seats and the ass washer.

Oh, and that thing had an electronic seat cover lifter that's synced with the door opening

That's a life goal having one of those joints in my home.

Damn that sounds marvelous

 

[Sohh_lifted]

I will.

fukk your developed in 1920s sewer system.

Breh we in newly developed subdivisions out here with pipes of adequate diameters.

 

[Jean toomer]

Damn that sounds marvelous

Man listen...
Had this at the hotel in Tokyo and missed my first two morning meetings. Toto is the number 1 brand and it’s godly

 

[Detroit Wave]

Cats outchea gettin they culo blasted

 

[basedlawd]

I just wantt to point out that the cac girl told on herself in the beginning of the video. She said if she stepped in dog poop she'd just clean it with water instead of paper to make her point but she should've said soap and water.

Imagine her hygiene

 

[BlackBall]

Pray for a spray brehs

 

[levitate]

But seriously though, when we do need to upgrade our master bathroom I may look at getting one of these Japanese toilets.

Heated seats in winter must be nice...