Tech Insider: Why US Bathrooms Don’t Have Bidets

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Americans often skip certain technologies often because they have something better out or in the works or they just dont have much use for it. Look at how minidiscs were so popular in Europe and the U.S. was late to the game. By the time it started getting popular here, MP3 players took over the market.

Growing up in Haiti my parent's house's bathroom had a bidet. Well, one of the bathrooms did. Once it broke we never bothered to replace it. I cant say i've ever seen one in the the U.S., tho. Seen them while traveling in France, Costa-Rica, Sweden and Poland.
 

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Most folks are raised to clean their ass after defecating...I'm thinking that's a given.

I'll say this though.

When I had my first baby, I kept those baby wipes in deck to wipe that little baby butt all the way clean.

One day while cleaning the baby, it suede toy occurred to me, I would never trust toilet paper alone to wipe my baby's butt to get it totally clean...

So why do adults depend on toilet paper alone to get their ass totally clean? Suddenly bidets made total sense to me.

In lieu of one, flushable wipes can do the job.
 

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Some people would sit on the toilet for hours and just ride the powerful 8 inches of water stream.

We don't need them in the US.
 

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Y’all realize you can order an easily installable bidet off of Amazon for under 40 bucks right? I’m probably gonna get one this month. I have IBS and be on the toilet more than most. Toilet paper causes irritation a lot of times when I have to go too frequently and baby wipes end up being kinda pricey.

I’m probably gonna get this one:
 

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I'm good. I don't want toilet water squirting in my anus.

Flushable wipes are great. I'll continue to use those.

I love flushable wipes but they aren’t really flushable and are fukking up sewage systems around the world.

They end up making these giant blockages called fatbergs.

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I think they have ones that can roast your anus and nuts with heated air.

They do.

Had one in my hotel room in Vietnam with the heated fan to dry you off after you clean.

shyt had all types of options, even aroma therapy.

You walk out that bytch feeling fresh than a mug.

:banderas:
 

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I have baby wipes
Cause baby wipes then using toilet paper0
Cleans more than

just water n toilet paper





Public bathrooms are disgusting

Most have a pull handle on the inside of the door:scust:

Forcing u to touch it to leave

So u have to waste paper towels to cover the handle to pull
Or use ya feet if there is no paper towels

Then a lot of bathrooms only have air dryers
Which are unhygienic as shyt :scust:



Also urinals without a divider is fukking disgusting :scust:
I quit using urinals years ago, when I noticed how much pee splashing back.

So essentially you got another man's pee splashing back at you, while you pee :scusthov: :dame:
 
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