THE CAUCASIAN’S GUIDE TO BLACK BARBECUES

[beenz]

How this clown giving out advice, and he dont even know what the fukk he talking about. Some shyt was true, but he sound like he going by what he heard from someone else

exactly. I have been to many a family and friend "black" bbq, and there has never been issues.

 

[beenz]

I'm sick of shyt that reads like a natural geographic article on black people like we are animals or some shyt.

yeah that article was rubbing me the wrong way despite the author supposedly being black.

 

[Alexander The Great]

this isn't satire, this is typical bullshyt some Black people be on. this won't get you on as a writer for SNL bytch. I bet this guy's favorite movie is 'dear white people.'
he probably has a blog entitled "the black guy who blogs" or some shyt

 

[MikeyC]

And please don’t try no new shyt like potato salad with raisins or vegetarian shish kabobs

subs

 

[calixprynce]

I've never thought about this before, but I've never been to a cookout/bbq. My grandmother would cook on Sundays sometimes and we would all congregate at her house...thats about the closest I've ever come to a bbq. We even had a grill growing up, but we never used it. It just sat there.

duh you a whiteboy . yo grandma throw bbqs in the basement

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Fake coli outrage in 3, 2, 1....

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Cac at a black BBQ? I dont understand this......

We don't allow CACs to family functions. If you married one, then you better leave that muthafukka on the outside of the gate

 

[HoloGraphic]

Show up. Eat. Chill.

Simple.

 

[feelosofer]

What type of #newblack shyt is this. Obviously it's a satire, but its smecks of self hatred a longing for white acceptance. My only advice to a honkey trying to infiltrate a Black cookout. Don't try too hard, be yourself and if you're gonna look at my cousins azz try not to drool you fukkin horny white devil He is right about bringing something and it better not be a string bean casserole,, you flavorless fukk.

 

[feelosofer]

We don't allow CACs to family functions. If you married one, then you better leave that muthafukka on the outside of the gate

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

 

[wild100sboy]

at the fake outrage in here

The article is hilarious

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

 

[Raava]

"Way da liquor at "

Black people just know how to get Diabetes

Pound cake at thanksgiving

Every uncle is drunk

Someone breaking into your car

 

[chief_keef_stan]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

nikka, it's "Where da liquor at. " not "Way da liquor at. "

Dere's a difference between talkin slang and being just absolutely fukkin incoherent.

I was