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Everyone know the black equivalent to pumpkin pie on thanksgiving is sweet potato pie
And maybe in your family
THE CAUCASIAN’S GUIDE TO BLACK BARBECUES
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Everyone know the black equivalent to pumpkin pie on thanksgiving is sweet potato pie
And maybe in your family
DabbinSauce
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You right bout the sweet potato pieEveryone know the black equivalent to pumpkin pie on thanksgiving is sweet potato pie
And maybe in your family
But in my family we have sweet potato pie and pound cake
You right bout the sweet potato pie
But in my family we have sweet potato pie and pound cake
We have more than the pie too but what Black person talks about Thanksgiving pumpkin pie, hops over sweet potato and goes to pound cake
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DabbinSauce
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We have more than the pie too but who Black person talks about Thanksgiving pumpkin pie, hops over sweet potato and goes to pound cake
My auntie bake cakes for the hood
She bring a cake to every damn thing, any function
My only advice to a honkey trying to infiltrate a Black cookout. Don't try too hard, be yourself and if you're gonna look at my cousins azz try not to drool you fukkin horny white devil
Right...like fighting during GOSPEL MUSIC...where they do that at
You guys don't be checking your relatives on this shyt?
brick james
John piffington
woah breh, I thought that we just preached racial purity half trolling on the coli... I didnt know that shyt carried over into real life
These "professional blacks" be as outta touch as racist cacs...shyt is sad...and he wasn't even funny
No hate breh, you want to breed yourself out of existence that's cool, it's your life. Just saying that shyt does not happen in my family.
This was some ol booooooolshyt and read like "See white people, I can make fun of myself/black people (by using every fukking stereotype imaginable) too!"
Some of this is true (funny and some offensive), there should also be a guide for non-whites attending barbecues (or "ques" as my White friends call them). Also for blacks who attend bourgeois black events. I was appalled the first time I went to a buppie cookout (soiree) and there was no spades table and all the food was finger food. The girls wore maxi dresses, and makeup instead of cut off shorts and comfortable tops that I am used to seeing. Everyone drank from a glass (not even a Solo cup), even beer from the bottle was poured into a glass. The party was pretentious as fukk. No Frankie Beverly and Maze or Beres Hammond on the track list. 
White bbqs can be fun, you usually don't have to bring anything and if you do its a gift to the house (2 buck chuck from Trader Joes will do). At a cookout, people count every remaining can of Steel Reserve and piece of pie that they contributed as it goes back ASAP (and God forbid if someone leaves their good dish at your crib). Some homoerotic shyt may come out of a White person's mouth or an inappropriate touch at a barbecue. If your White friend is true, they will normally warn you in advance about any bigoted family/friends. Chilling with young white people can be fun since they like hip-hop music and many young blacks like taylor swift etc but if you are with the 35+ older group the party will be dull unless the black person chips in to joke and entertain OR someone whips out Cards Against Humanity (that game is fun as hell but you have to play it with people with thick skin). White people let their dogs in the kitchen and around the food though.
I like chilling with my Mexican homies, I feel like I am at a family reunion with spicier food, nicer tattoos, more pit bulls and stronger alcohol. Talk about rowdy, man don't get those cholos liquored up. A lot of love, laughter, dominos, and dancing though like at black cookouts. Also like black people, their kids birthday parties are more adults than children. For the life of me I never understood why there are more adults a child's party after age 5 AND alcohol is present. My parents never allowed that shyt for our parties until the sweet 16.
White bbqs can be fun, you usually don't have to bring anything and if you do its a gift to the house (2 buck chuck from Trader Joes will do). At a cookout, people count every remaining can of Steel Reserve and piece of pie that they contributed as it goes back ASAP (and God forbid if someone leaves their good dish at your crib). Some homoerotic shyt may come out of a White person's mouth or an inappropriate touch at a barbecue. If your White friend is true, they will normally warn you in advance about any bigoted family/friends. Chilling with young white people can be fun since they like hip-hop music and many young blacks like taylor swift etc but if you are with the 35+ older group the party will be dull unless the black person chips in to joke and entertain OR someone whips out Cards Against Humanity (that game is fun as hell but you have to play it with people with thick skin). White people let their dogs in the kitchen and around the food though.
I like chilling with my Mexican homies, I feel like I am at a family reunion with spicier food, nicer tattoos, more pit bulls and stronger alcohol. Talk about rowdy, man don't get those cholos liquored up. A lot of love, laughter, dominos, and dancing though like at black cookouts. Also like black people, their kids birthday parties are more adults than children. For the life of me I never understood why there are more adults a child's party after age 5 AND alcohol is present.
My parents never allowed that shyt for our parties until the sweet 16.
brick james
John piffington
I don't understand what you mean by that, how would I cease to exist by breeding? In your family is it ok to date someone that is 75% black? What's the cutoff? no hate breh, I'm genuinely curious about your position