THE CAUCASIAN’S GUIDE TO BLACK BARBECUES

[brick james]

I like chilling with my Mexican homies, I feel like I am at a family reunion with spicier food, nicer tattoos, more pit bulls and stronger alcohol. Talk about rowdy, man don't get those cholos liquored up. A lot of love, laughter, dominos, and dancing though like at black cookouts. Also like black people, their kids birthday parties are more adults than children. For the life of me I never understood why there are more adults a child's party after age 5 AND alcohol is present. My parents never allowed that shyt for our parties until the sweet 16.

corona by the case breh but nothing compares to black bbq food... the sides are too powerful

 

[Yehuda]

I don't understand what you mean by that, how would I cease to exist by breeding?

My bad I meant breeding the Black out.

In your family is it ok to date someone that is 75% black?

I'm not out here doing DNA tests on people, breh.

I'm genuinely curious about your position

I don't support interracial relationships in my family, that's my position.

 

[Playeroni]

Right...like fighting during GOSPEL MUSIC...where they do that at

Thats what Im saying bro,never in my life have I been to a gathering with alcohol and they played gospel music at the end of the night.(if at all) That's when nikkas is rowdy. You mean to tell me when "jesus on the main line" come on, them straps coming out?

 

[Sauce Dab]

Fake outrage article was pretty funny and a lot of stuff was true other than that "way da liquor at" quote

 

[IGSaint12]

This was some ol booooooolshyt and read like "See white people, I can make fun of myself/black people (by using every fukking stereotype imaginable) too!"

Yep some black people really like to stereotype their own race for the entertainment of white people. scust..

 

[Cat piss martini]

this is what doomed the moors,
the illuminated black ancients
and rappers today.....stop giving
the unrighteous the code and access.

 

[mrken12]

It's called SATIRE and the author is BLACK.

Except some of the stuff like black people just knowing how to get diabetes was

 

[Calmye]

I've never thought about this before, but I've never been to a cookout/bbq. My grandmother would cook on Sundays sometimes and we would all congregate at her house...thats about the closest I've ever come to a bbq. We even had a grill growing up, but we never used it. It just sat there.

breh I'm not clowning you but this is unacceptable for a grown man to never have experienced a cook out with family and friends. You need to log off and enroll into a weekend class or start a hobby or something. You're missing out on real life homie.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

What type of #newblack shyt is this. Obviously it's a satire, but its smecks of self hatred a longing for white acceptance. My only advice to a honkey trying to infiltrate a Black cookout. Don't try too hard, be yourself and if you're gonna look at my cousins azz try not to drool you fukkin horny white devil He is right about bringing something and it better not be a string bean casserole,, you flavorless fukk.

I was just about to post something about that nasty ass green bean casserole too.

 

[DeuceZ]

4. Gospel Music – if you hear “we fall down, but we get up”…run motherfukker

 

[KOohbt]

first of all it aint a bbq if these songs aint playin

FACTS ONLY

IF YOU EVER ARE AT A COOK OUT AND BEFORE I LET GO DON'T COME ON. MAKE SURE TO SMACK THE shyt OUTTA OF THE OWNERS OF THE HOUSE.

 

[Warren Moon]

Damn I miss my family


I need to go back home soon

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

I was at my boys family reunion picnic last weekend and I noticed the one old white cat there. I asked him "who is that"? my boy told me that dude married his cousin and his white family disowned him over that. but he said the white cat been in they fam for over 20 years now

He has no choice. His own blood don't fukk with him

 

[DabbinSauce]

nikkas still hanging with cacs in 2015?


only time Im with a cac...some money is involved

 

[Draje]

I can't act like a whole ton of shyt talking don't be happening at the Spades or domino tables.

nikkas get called bytches with the quickness.