THE CAUCASIAN’S GUIDE TO BLACK BARBECUES

[OG_StankBrefs]

I was

 

[wire28]

I'm sick of shyt that reads like a natural geographic article on black people like we are animals or some shyt.

the blacks are truly magnificent creatures

"Way da liquor at "

Black people just know how to get Diabetes

Pound cake at thanksgiving

Every uncle is drunk

Someone breaking into your car

lol it kind of was a self hating type thing passed off as comedy for certain people

 

[ORDER_66]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

 

[Playeroni]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

*Revs engine up*
Sskkkkkkkiiiirrrrrtttttttt.......vvrrooommmmm!!!
Son made moves

 

[606onit]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

A couple of points about this then my own point....

1. 3 hours? She need to stay her ass til LATE. fuk he mean 3 damn hours with my cuzzos....sheeeeet.
2. If he ain't have the decency to show face, that worthless cac should have at least FLEXED HIS WALLET and sent ur cousin in with a GALLON BOTTLE OF SOME premium!!!!! I ain't playing. And even of ur cuzzo threw down on some food, he need to pay for his rudeness. Unreal.

And this c00n NEGROE made the improper analogy of pumpkin pie to pound cake. The correct analogy is pumpkin pie to sweet potato pie.

A few mo cookout jams for y'all young Melanoids too (I'm 3, but coping well and staying fit ):

 

[GPBear]

don't play spades unless you know how to cheat*

 

[TMNT4000]

My cousin married a white dude, once he pulled up to my house (I was hosting) and he saw all the Black folks he was like 'See you in 3 hours, honey' and drove the fukk off.

Gotdamn.

So he doesn't spend time with your cousins family?

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

These the cac friends yall be cooling with.

I was dying at the don't come on time part

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

*Revs engine up*
Sskkkkkkkiiiirrrrrtttttttt.......vvrrooommmmm!!!
Son made moves

Saw all them nikkas and was like

 

[beenz]

We don't allow CACs to family functions. If you married one, then you better leave that muthafukka on the outside of the gate

I was at my boys family reunion picnic last weekend and I noticed the one old white cat there. I asked him "who is that"? my boy told me that dude married his cousin and his white family disowned him over that. but he said the white cat been in they fam for over 20 years now

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I wanna go to a white barbecue

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

I wanna go to a white barbecue

White people don't have BBQ's they go to

or

or

 

[wire28]

Saw all them nikkas and was like

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

I've never thought about this before, but I've never been to a cookout/bbq. My grandmother would cook on Sundays sometimes and we would all congregate at her house...thats about the closest I've ever come to a bbq. We even had a grill growing up, but we never used it. It just sat there.

 

[DabbinSauce]

"Way da liquor at "

Black people just know how to get Diabetes

Pound cake at thanksgiving

Every uncle is drunk

Someone breaking into your car

Accurate