The Coli: Your personal flaws thread

[Mandarin Duck]

I'm cynical
I love drugs because helps me escape from my real problems
I'm always attracted to women who aren't attracted to me
I don't want to grow up
I'm a smart person, but have never fully applied myself in anything

 

[TheArchitect]

Physical
-I have a big nose, and I have a permanent poker face (not always a bad thing).

-I seem to have the fountain of youth gene. It has it's cons, however...


Mental
-Mostly subconscious negative thoughts/beliefs that I can't shake. i think I had my spirit broken when I was younger, and it just kind of festered in my mind for practically my entire life. Problem is, I no longer have any reason to feel that way. It's just that due to this fukked up upbringing, I tend to put a magnifying glass on negative shyt (past experiences, made-up scenarios, emotional/verbal abuse from parents/peers, etc.), while totally forgetting about the positive. However, it's hard to get rid of shyt that's stuck in your sub-conscious. So pretty much I had a dark cloud over me for the most part...

-Chronic procrastination...slowly getting better though, because I really don't wanna wind up like one of them shoulda-coulda-woulda nikkaz like someone posted earlier.

-I'm afraid of getting angry. Seriously. I haven't REALLY lost my temper for as long as I remember, and I have too much pent-up shyt in my head. If a nikka for any reason were forced to let loose, may god help all who are near...

 

[TheArchitect]

i'm selfish and i have a one track mind. Usually i'm a really empathetic and nice person. But when i get focused on something i can become a dikk, a manipulator, and i just totally disregard everyone else.

i'm sensitive/prideful. i don't take kindly to veiled threats or passive aggressive attacks. Someone tries to play me in any way and i got a serious problem with that person.

I fukking HATE that shyt....

 

[Couth]

Physically:
Big forehead
Bad skin
Slightly asymmetrical
i feel like i'm too tall but other people seem to see it as an asset

 

[acri1]

Mental:

-Very introverted
-Lazy
-Cynical
-Can't speak in public to save my life
-Never been very confident in dealing with women even though I've been told i'm too "cute" to have that issue
-Chronic procrastinator
-Have a hard time trusting people
-Can be a bit too passive at times when it comes to going after what I want

Physical:

-Never been very athletic
-Useless without my glasses
-Not much muscle tone
-Not very tall (5'9)

 

[Midrash]

-I value my personal me time too much. I hate small talk with certain people. I keep my social circle small and filled with only the realest nikkas.
-I overthink simple shyt wayyy too much due to my intelligence. Being smart pulled me through some of the most ridiculous situations but it makes me feel a bit unhinged mentally.
-I'm intensely curious about nearly everything which is how i got so smart but it's bad because I pic up bad habits out of curiosity.
-One of the worst is that I underestimate myself and syke myself out too much. There is so much shyt I could have easily done in life if I believed in myself more as a person and not had any doubts. There were even girls in school, who were top shelf, wife material women who came back and told me they liked me and wondered why I never asked them out when I never bothered because I assumed they were out of my league. There were jobs and careers opportunities I talked myself out of because I believed I couldn't do it.

 

[Ken Mercilus]

Short
Small meat
#UglyTeam


I also lie a lot.

#UglyTeam We outchea

 

[NotaPAWG]

Huge nose
High body count
Emotionally unstable
No ass (but I'm working on it)
Terrible boobs
Shady past
Care too much about people who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
No direction
Self doubt
Over think & analyze

No guy is ever going to love me

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Physical
-I have a big nose, and I have a permanent poker face (not always a bad thing).

-I seem to have the fountain of youth gene. It has it's cons, however...


Mental
-Mostly subconscious negative thoughts/beliefs that I can't shake. i think I had my spirit broken when I was younger, and it just kind of festered in my mind for practically my entire life. Problem is, I no longer have any reason to feel that way. It's just that due to this fukked up upbringing, I tend to put a magnifying glass on negative shyt (past experiences, made-up scenarios, emotional/verbal abuse from parents/peers, etc.), while totally forgetting about the positive. However, it's hard to get rid of shyt that's stuck in your sub-conscious. So pretty much I had a dark cloud over me for the most part...

-Chronic procrastination...slowly getting better though, because I really don't wanna wind up like one of them shoulda-coulda-woulda nikkaz like someone posted earlier.

-I'm afraid of getting angry. Seriously. I haven't REALLY lost my temper for as long as I remember, and I have too much pent-up shyt in my head. If a nikka for any reason were forced to let loose, may god help all who are near...

Why do you consider that a flaw?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

i dont have a flat stomach... i can be very self-conscious.... i can be very naive.

 

[FukyourFort]

weird shaped head
skinny calves
procrastinator
weed head
lazy at times which is weird. was a serious athlete all my life
too humble and dont give myself enough credit at times
loner and a respectable pervert

 

[TheArchitect]

Why do you consider that a flaw?

I just don't personally like it, but I don't make a big deal about it. I guess you can say it "fits" my face all the same...

 

[SmoothOperator88]

-Mental

Suffer from serious depression
Have Aspergers and all that comes with it, socially awkward/can't read other people and situations/a bit obsessive/bad non verbal communicator (It's a flaw but at the same time its not)
Procrastination
Hard time trusting people and am generally uncomfortable around people I don't know
Really shy
Avoidant and really afraid of people sometimes
All or nothing
Am self-abusive mentally and emotionally
Extremely self-conscious
Emotionally detached and have an extremely difficult time forming connections
Care too much about people who don't give a rats ass about me
Overthink and analyze every situation
Don't stand up for myself as much as I should
Avoid conflict too much
Dont give myself enough credit and don't take pride in my acheivements. I'm way too hard on myself.
I'm an extroverted loner
Kinda lazy
I don't forget anything (a gift and a curse)
Extremely inexperience relative to someone my age

-Physical
I don't few myself as very attractive (even though plenty of women do)
Fat always have been - I'm 6'3" 280 Really insecure about my midsection whice is the problem area
My face isnt well defined at all

-Lifestyle

Need to take care of myself better
Hate cleaning up after myself
Don't get out and enjoy life nearly as much as I should
I try to keep track of everything in my head and I forget a lot when I'm stressed out.

 

[Rue]

I am very gullible, a walk-over , too nice , can't say no. a people pleaser

 

[StickStickly]

Complacent
Afraid of drastic change
Cynical
Forgiving to a fault
Not outgoing