The Coli: Your personal flaws thread

[Music Fiend]

Physical Flaws: nipples been a bit puffy since I was like 13. Round face so when I gain weight, I look much worse with small fluctuations. Been losing my hairine for 5 years.

Mental Flaws: I think I can do everything which makes a cycle of spreading myself too thin and then failing in a downspiral that causes me to sit and do nothing. Ill try to get back consistent and stick with one thing and get unhappy because i also want another thing which inherently would conflict with the former.

I'm avoidant in the sense I fix problem on the surface not beneath and im critical. So i'm always seeing what I dont like from people and not relaizing what i do.

I'm a good dude but hurt all the women I get with because I expet too much or too little.

People see me in a much different light than I see myself. WHich makes it hard to maintain relationships and friendships.

 

[Ken Mercilus]

Health game is
Extreme procrastinator
Self-conscious
Lazy
Escapist
Pessimistic

 

[lKarukera]

Mental : I'm really lazy at times - I hold grudges - I trust no one - I'm shy (Especially around guys) - I eat way too much - I sometimes worry a lot - I don't see myself as attractive - I can be a big hypocrite at times - I have the worst murderous toughts ever.

Physical : People have told me that my body was "not right"/"equal".

 

[Blackout]

Im nerdy.

 

[Bless't]

Huge nose
High body count
Emotionally unstable
No ass (but I'm working on it)
Terrible boobs
Shady past
Care too much about people who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire
No direction
Self doubt
Over think & analyze

No guy is ever going to love me

Stay up brehette.

 

[Spatial Paradox]

• Sometimes not as confident in myself as I should be. I'm probably trying to avoid thinking I'm better than I actually am and saying to myself I can always get better, but I think I err too much towards being humble
• Relatedly, I don't have much confidence in my looks either, though I've been told that shouldn't be the case by plenty of women (maybe they've been lying. Or I've got a face that's subjectively attractive or "eh" depending on who's looking. Or I've got ugly duckling syndrome and I'm still carrying baggage from my school years)
• Pessimistic
• Distant
• Guarded
• Sarcastic (not always a bad thing, but it means having to think about what I'm about to say in certain situations)
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• Physically, I'm pretty baby faced (and I can't grow a full beard, only grow a goatee. Which I don't care for on me)
• Not so great skin

 

[semtex]

Sometimes I can't hear people over the sound of my paper stacking

Sometimes I slip up and eat at four star restaurants :aiscrust:

Sometimes I forget to mention one of my certs when I'm tellin people about them

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

Good heart in these streets won't get you a fuccin thing. Loyalty exists amongst very few. Nobody got your back like you got your back. I gave too much of myself, my time, money, energy into others who ain't never put me first. Took a lot of L's from being the humble good hearted wanna see my boys eat type nucca. Kindness for weakness. Had to discipline myself brehs

 

[The ADD]

*sigh*
Personal

• I lack self confidence. I tend to view what some people call self confidence as arrogance. And I hate arrogant people. If i can jump 3 feet into the air id rather tell you that i can jump only 2. I like to think i'm just modest in a way but my friend says she thinks i can be self deprecating sometimes. Which makes the fact that i get women by the bunches even more amazing to her
  
• Self-dooubt. I question every decision i make to the nth degree
• I blame myself for things that happen to me
• I cant commit to anything.
  
• I have an extremely short attention span
• I tend to be an underachiever even tho people think im an overachiever. I think it's mostly because everything i do i try to measure up to my dad and feel like i dont have his will power/drive
• I hold grudges.

Physically
I'm fat (5'10 closing in on 250), balding, and greying fast - Again, i have no clue what the fukk all these women see in me but

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Nailbiting. Perfectionist. Drives too fast. Alcoholic. Sucker for love. Posts on thecoli.com. apathetic. Doesn't normally shave. shyts loudly. A troll online and irl.

 

[TheArchitect]

Mental:

-Very introverted
-Lazy
-Cynical
-Can't speak in public to save my life
-Never been very confident in dealing with women even though I've been told i'm too "cute" to have that issue
-Chronic procrastinator
-Have a hard time trusting people
-Can be a bit too passive at times when it comes to going after what I want

Physical:

-Never been very athletic
-Useless without my glasses
-Not much muscle tone
-Not very tall (5'9)

I've had the same thing said to me for years....even in my "darkest"....

 

[LaLuna]

We all got flaws. Flaws we cover up to pretend everything is alright.
Character flaws. Physical flaws. Whatever, they are there, but most people have them.

What are your flaws?


I got ashy nuts. I don't like to talk about it. I have ezcema, which is a skin condition. I went to this dermatologist who gave me this prescription medication which was kind of strong but worked. I needed to apply in various areas, including my nut sack. Embarrassing right? Anyway, it kind of thinned out my skin. I don't use it anymore. But now, the skin gets dry and flaky there. Much like ashy knees or elbows, I get ashy nuts.

Tmi
Try taking omega 3s, if not already.

 

[LaLuna]

too humble

 

[BlackAchilles]

I am a total degenerate

 

[Jesus]

procrastinator
sex addict