Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Yinny]

BBQ short ribs, butter egg noodles and corn for dinner

He tore up his meat, his second helping and then beelined over to grab ribs off my plate

Why am I not skinny yet?

 

[Yinny]

I'll be a father in October, I have a wife, retirement fund, etc. I guess I have to stop waiting for my meat to grow to 9+ inches.

Do you know what you’re having or are you opting for a surprise?

 

[Blown Moon]

Do you know what you’re having or are you opting for a surprise?

Surprise, but I know he's a boy. We both have unisex names so we're keeping that going, so his name is already picked.

 

[Pazzy]

Crazy, they are really about to kill the guy in this documentary in less than 5 hours. ill be honest with you on this. I know this guy has to be shook right now. Cant even imagine. Hes basically begging to have another second of life from the government and they told him no.

But on the flipside, I dont think the officer that he shot thought he was going to die that day despite that being a given risk for his job anyway. The guy thats about to die didnt have to shoot the cop. He didnt need to be stealing anybodys car in the first place. He made some poor choices and hes about to die for it.

 

[Yinny]

Surprise, but I know he's a boy. We both have unisex names so we're keeping that going, so his name is already picked.

Congrats! When they called me about the pre-screen results I forgot to ask the gender

Nurse goes “Do you want to know what you’re having?”

“Oh! Yes”

Tricked dad that it was a girl then spoiled it, he went crazy

 

[Blown Moon]

Congrats! When they called me about the pre-screen results I forgot to ask the gender

Nurse goes “Do you want to know what you’re having?”

“Oh! Yes”

Tricked dad that it was a girl then spoiled it, he went crazy

Did you have a hospital birth or home?

 

[Yinny]

Did you have a hospital birth or home?

Hospital, epidural and scheduled/induced at 39w1day (vaginal). Much easier for someone like me who wants to be prepared plus I had a challenging pregnancy (my body, not my child) so was ready and relieved for it to be concluding.

 

[Blown Moon]

Hospital, epidural and scheduled/induced at 39w1day (vaginal). Much easier for someone like me who wants to be prepared plus I had a challenging pregnancy (my body, not my child) so was ready and relieved for it to be concluding.

Damn, sounds like you were on point. All we have is a birthing tub, a midwife, a "doula"(who for all I can tell is just some afrohoe but whatever) and our mommas. I'm afraid.







Seriously.

 

[Gloxina]

 

[Yinny]

…

 

[Yinny]

 

[Sassy]

When the spell I did on that yt drug dealer that owed me money worked and I fukking finally got what was owed. Thank you ancestors!

 

[Blown Moon]

Is it just me or do certian angles make Stabler from Law And Order SVU look like he should be the suspect they're looking?

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Gotta keep hope alive

 

[Devilinurear]