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I hate that I gotta coach my barber through my haircuts . Like you can see the afro is uneven why are you waiting for me to point that out to you :aicmon:
 

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So this smaller lil black chick who clearly likes me had cookies made from her breast milk and insisted that I try them.

Little does she know when it comes to breast I'm :demonic:


But since I was at work and I'm not even feeling her like that I was like nah...then she was like it'll be the best cookie you ever ate:shaq::takedat: just eat for me. At this point I'm like:leon: most dudes would probably have been like:scusthov:


So I was like sure, alright. The look on her face was like:noah::ahh::shaq: I know she a freak now.:ehh: So I get and get ready to take it back with me and she's like no no you have to eat it all in front of me. Now I'm really like:whew: she really about to get off to me eating her cookies.:pachaha: Which low key was:noah: to me... So I take a bite and she's like:takedat::lupe: ( the cookie was actually super good) I also enjoy breast milk tho:guilty:


Anyway I tell her they are really good and I could eat the rest of the bag and she's like as long as we can get them together.


Now I'm like :ohhh: she really a freak.


I laugh tell her thanks and leave.



Lowkey I was :ohlawd:




Women can get away with so much :pachaha:
 
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