So this smaller lil black chick who clearly likes me had cookies made from her breast milk and insisted that I try them.
Little does she know when it comes to breast I'm
But since I was at work and I'm not even feeling her like that I was like nah...then she was like it'll be the best cookie you ever ate


just eat for me. At this point I'm like

most dudes would probably have been like
So I was like sure, alright. The look on her face was like



I know she a freak now.

So I get and get ready to take it back with me and she's like no no you have to eat it all in front of me. Now I'm really like

she really about to get off to me eating her cookies.

Which low key was

to me... So I take a bite and she's like


( the cookie was actually super good) I also enjoy breast milk tho
Anyway I tell her they are really good and I could eat the rest of the bag and she's like as long as we can get them together.
Now I'm like

she really a freak.
I laugh tell her thanks and leave.
Lowkey I was
Women can get away with so much
