Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Steezy]

Im transferring from the univ. Of Memphis to Georgia state this spring.. I miss the A , my bytches , my weed , my crew and my momma

 

[Rich Spirit]

I'm kinda craving for some Waffle House right about now

 

[Non Sequitur]

Just accidentally ashed in my soda


Gonna drink it anyway, though

 

[opulence]

I think the most interesting man in the world is so sexy....

 

[PortCityProphet]

 

[Malta]

What's crazy is those two bytches probably outweigh a SmartCar.

 

[PortCityProphet]

i hate when people tell you too much information.
Im walking my dog around the park and this lady is standing in the park looking at her house that has a moving truck infront of it. She says "your dog is getting old." I'm like "yea old and fat" then i notice shes been crying i give the simple "are you alright?" question and instead of saying yea i'll be fine this woman that i know on a small chatter basis says "no my marriage is falling apart" I hit a and say sorry then keep on walking. then i see her husband in the moving truck pass me on the street.
Im like why you have to tell me all that. coulda kept that to yourself

 

[Rawtid]

Lady in front of me at the Gas station spent $20 on lotto tickets and $5 on gas....at least split the shiit up evenly..

nikkas.

and complain about gas prices ALL day "they too high...I have to fill up every other day".

 

[Atlrocafella]

Going in for the kill this week fam,

 

[Gus Money]

People insist on feeding the trolls and they will keep churning out these bullshyt threads/posts.

 

[Serious]

People insist on feeding the trolls and they will keep churning out these bullshyt threads/posts.

Honestly, on the surface most people are stupid and simple minded. Analytical thinking is a lost art of the 21st century.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

People insist on feeding the trolls and they will keep churning out these bullshyt threads/posts.

Not for long.

 

[Im clue]

brehs don't ever get salmonella poisoning. I ate at a chicken joint last saturday, sunday I wake up I'm cool, by sunday afternoon was shaking and shivering running a high fever and crapping so much I got dehydrated,didn't get any kind of sleep sunday night. Monday repeat, monday night I actually fell alseep but guess what happens brehs? because I fell asleep when I was a bout to crap didn't have time to make it to the bathroom. Crapped my pants in the bed.


I thought it was just food poisoning so I didn't goto the hospital, but when I get back I was talking with a co-worker and she's telling me her grandson had the junk. I go online and looked at the symptoms and mannnn I had the severe limited edition of salmonella poisoning the one they tell you to go to the dr. for. My pee was fricking dark gold junk kinda stung when it came out

 

[Malta]

Behold, the power of photoshop!

(Reversed this one, made her ass smaller)

(She's looking for her ass)

I see dudes on here going nuts over pics, and you can tell about 75% of them are shopped. Yall really think there's been a sudden influx of women with huge asses and tiny waists, or chicks just chopping their pics, which is more likely? I'm not even good with photoshop and it took me all of 5 minutes to do that.

 

[muse]

so im watching amc thinking its axs and dish brought amc back

which is even more funnier cuz tonight i was over my sister's house watching bridezillas cuz we dont have wetv but this shyt comin back on the first. didnt think it was ever gon happen. i aint watch the channels no way. ever since ifc started commercials wkuk never been the same